Castr01995 - Sexiest (Fat) Man Alive

Didn’t expect that.

Me and my niece, Valery, literally seconds before I got a lap full of poop.

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The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhino. Titanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

BB-8 when upset:  frantic beeps and boops

R2-D2 when upset:  SCCRRRRREEEEEEEAAAAACH

BB-8 translation:  “oh me oh my oh dear oh no,,”

R2-D2 translation: “FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAACCKCK”

i need to find a husband and have a baby now

I still use a Knight Light. #TruthfulTuesday

Anyone else notice the battery percentages are the same in both screenshots?

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