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this is so funny

Back on March 25, 2016, I achieved the possible. I succeeded in what has been described as "something only a fat, no-life loser would take pride in." I, Adam Lawrence Campbell, first of his name, the self-proclaimed "Sexiest (Fat) Man Alive", King of Nothing and Protector of Twinkies, earned my 1,000th trophy on the PlayStation Network. #1v1mebruh

You say wind, I say love.

HTIS IS SO FUNNY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE ALL DRAMATIC BUT THERES LIKE FIVE OF THEM

NASA has released more than 8,000 images of the Apollo missions. [flickr archive]

The birds know.. 

amazing

kylie jenner’s oscar worthy snapchat story…

SPOILER WARNING: The ending of Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice, out in theaters this Friday, March 25, 2016. #IWasPaidForThis, #NotReally, #ButIWishIWas

this is absolutely remarkable

Humiliating your child on the Internet

Watch it all!!!

A girl and her husband are playing lips reading game with her parents, while they are playing the game they told him that he will be a grandfather. This is so cute 😭❤️

Frank Underwood... Judging from the final scene of the latest season of House of Cards, I don’t think this is going to work out well for me. Shit.

mood

Why does this dog look so cool???

Jim: The sky seems so much darker tonight. I’m afraid to turn it off.

Barbara: Then don’t, Dad. Leave it on.

Jim: I’ve got that same awful feeling…

Barbara: What feeling?

Jim: The same feeling I had when Batgirl disappeared. No one knew exactly what had happened to her, but everyone knew it was bad. And there wasn’t a damn thing I could do about it then either.

Barbara: When I was in physical therapy, there was a sign on the gym wall. It read, “No matter how dark the night gets, the sun still rises in the morning”. 

Every day, I’d wake up two hours before dawn. Back then it’d take me that long to get into me chair, clean up and go outside to watch the sun rise. But I did it. And I still do. I love life, Dad. I love every single day. 

I brought enough coffee to last until sunrise.

Jim: You’re an amazing person, you know that?

Barbara: Like father, like daughter.

Blackest Night 02

omg please listen to this aractic fox laugh

I just realized I haven’t told you guys about how 3rd President of the United States Thomas Jefferson haunts my dorm room.

This is what i like to see

I guess it’s his w/ @alphaxalfa

This is amazingly perfect

Credit to Black Nerd Comedy