Does Anyone Else Not Get Crushes On Fictional Characters, I Don’t Want To Kiss Them I Just Want Them

It’s a deeply unimportant yet personal headcanon of mine that Scully is having crazy offscreen gay sex the whole show. She makes no special effort to hide it. Mulder is blissfully unaware. Mulder sees one of the townspeople they were talking to earlier leave her motel room at 6am and is like damn. Guess she needed more information for her report. Hope she got what she needed!!

No this because i forget if its canon or just a common head canon but Scully is a nervous flyer, i wanna see scully popping three benadryl and passing out for the flight, i wanna see our sleepy agents getting off the plane after their flight was delayed again, i wanna see them holding hands during take off, i wanna- im a fanfic writer ill do It myself

mulder & scully spend so much time at the airport and on planes and we never see any of it. well i want to see it. i wanna see them grabbing overpriced bagels from the airport shops right before boarding. i wanna see scully doing crossword puzzles on the plane and mulder reading sci-fi magazines. i wanna see them impatiently waiting for their luggage to come down the carousel at baggage claim. absolutely nobody else wants to see this but i want to see this

Never thought about how much of a dick move that is

he made his wife dress up as his coworker. he wrote a script and then directed it where his actual, real-life wife put on a wig to look like the co-worker the world was expecting him to date. and he got. away with it.

Funniest fandoms are where the fans are like, "I'm obsessed with this. I don't recommend it even slightly."

It’s me. I’m Macy.

they say I can be summoned by the words "autism" and "lockwood and co" in the same sentence??? lies I'm far more complicated than that

I could do my summer work, which is not due for 18 more days, but feels responsible OR i could write fanfiction. Which also some how feels responsible

“Goddamn it they missed” we all say in unison

FOX MULDER and DANA SCULLY | The X-Files: Fight The Future

Wild how Mulder was constantly eating Scully out like crazy like super sloppy and noisy too but it all happened off screen. And they never talk abt it in scenes for airtime reasons. But it happened