Blood Loss? No I Know Exactly Where It Is

Au where Scully’s more of a smoker than she is in the show and she’s trying to quit but its like the episode of community where Britta tries to quit and shes in a meeting with Skinner and she just losing it and he’s like “do you need a break…” and mulder’s like “no she’s quitting smoking” and Skinner’s like “can she not…”

Fox Mulder isn’t actually color blind and I will die on that hill, thanks!

I can explain that if you want but tbh I dont think anyone will see this

Edit:

I made a post explaining this

No mulder is not red green color blind he can regularly tell the difference between red human blood and green alien blood

I’m fucking haunted by the throwaway line in Wetwired when Mulder says he is red-green colorblind. I need to know the popular consensus on this.

I think it’s my responsibility to draw this now.

the german women's hockey team is called the Danas and every single time it is mentioned all i can think about is Scully playing field hockey and immediately faint

please someone who is better at drawing them me i am on my hands and knees begging 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Triangle is so important to me cuz what the fuck do you mean they’re platonic work partners but they find each other in every universe? You thought sad boy Mulder from abduction arc was unhinged? You are not prepared for Scully when Mulder hasn’t called her in 12 hours. SHE PULLS A GUN ON SPENDER IIRC or at least threatens to, we get to see gillian anderson dressed to the 9s in 1940s fashion and then the fact that Scully canonically kisses skinner before Mulder and the poor man is just flabbergasted. And then the end, when Scully is convinced Mulder is delusional and so on drugs that he doesn’t know what he saying/doesnt mean it. OH BROTHER?!?!?

What do you think their relationship was like the few days after that episode, did Mulder remember saying that? Did Scully remember him saying that everytime she walked into his hospital room and when he walked through the door at work for their shitty season 6 background checks?

Also “I suggest you get your Nazi paws off me before you get one in the kisser.” -> “i was expecting a left.” GOLD AHH

I’m watching the episode of Buffy where they find out Oz is a werewolf and its got me wondering what would happen if a werewolf bit a vampire. Like, if a vampire bit a werewolf nothing would happen because they would also need to drink the vamps blood

WAIT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THEY BIT EACHOTHER

My unpopular hot take is that I don't think Maggie Scully is nearly as open and warm and purehearted as fandom likes to think she is

Chapter 8 of A Muse, A Myth, A Mortal!

“Who was that?” Sam asked.

“My boss.”

“You have your boss on speed dial?”

“I get in trouble a lot.”

“So nothing has changed?” Mulder grunted in assent. “What about the other two numbers you tried?”

“The first one is Scully’s cell phone and the second is her home phone."

“You really like your partner.” It wasn’t a question, but Mulder confirmed it anyway.

“I do. She tries her best to keep me out of trouble.”

“Then I guess we have to get there before he does.”

Fandom is such a weird place. Like I watched a tv show and thought “wow, these two nerds have a lot of chemistry and I’d like to dedicate a large chunk of my life to thinking about them” so I went in search of other people who also thought these two nerds had a lot of chemistry and then it turned out that a shit ton of people were talking about these two nerds having a lot of chemistry and now it’s 4 years later and we write each other porn on holidays.

posting this on my blog to add the link to prints (with the permission of @child-of-delirium who commissioned this piece)