So, I moved recently. And my new neighborhood is full of kids. I met about 20 of them the day I moved in because they helped me chase down my dog when he got loose and I can already tell you, me and these kids are gonna be besties. They come over to play with my dogs at least once a day. A few little convos we’ve had so far:
(On the day we met)
6yo: My name Kendrick but you can call me KJ cause my friends call me KJ and you my friend now.
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KJ: I’ll walk your dogs for 5$!
Me: Imma think about it, okay?
KJ: Ok ok, 3$!! But that’s the lowest imma go. What a deal right?!?!
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9yo: You know my Mama’s got a boyfriend.
Me: That’s nice!
9yo: My grandmama don’t like him cause he ain’t got a job.
Me: Oh.
9yo: Do you got a job?
Me: Yeah.
9yo: *screaming across the yard* GRANDMAMA!! THIS GIRL GOT A JOB!
(I might be her new stepmom, y’all. Idk)
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12 yo: You ain’t got a man?
Me: Nope.
12 yo: You got a woman?
Me: Nope.
12 yo: It’s just you and these dogs?
Me: Yep.
12 yo: Girllllll! You living the life!
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9yo: *banging on my back door* HEY!! Open the door!!
Me: *opening the door, freaking out* OMG! WHATS WRONG!
9yo: Nothing. You got a popsicle?
Me: Ummmm...no.
9yo: You want one?
Me:???
9yo: *pulls a popsicle from behind her back* I think you need this.
Me: Thank you.
9yo: Alright. Imma see you tomorrow. Bye!!
Me:...okay
friend of the day!
you’ve met handsome roundboy, now we introducing….
His Royal Flatness, mexican burrowing toad!
SO FLAT! i am swooning
a face of a king
perfect is he body
i trust him
I love him
beautiful smile of toad
he know you love him too!
in he come for a kiss!
thank you goodbye!!
Don't forget about the series 1 and 2 theme song which Is based off of a song by moonbaby called 'here we go' .
If there’s a fetish there’s a totally spies episode dedicated to it
Why whenever I try to draw something cool/edgy (eg dabi from BNHA) I end up with something that looks like the human version of my little pony
I saw something on Twitter and what I was imagine when that were happened…
Welcome to Ireland!
Where we accidentally legalised E.
I feel sorry for the aces and bi's they have one massive thing in common:
Being fucking ignored.
When I used to define as bisexual people were so biphobic around me and on top of the 'bisexuality doesn't exist, you're just pansexual' BULLSHIT I would like to add that if a bi female is dating someone who identifies as a male, they aren't STRAIGHT. THEY'RE BI. IF A BI MALE IS DATING A FEMALE, THEY'RE NOT STRAIGHT. IT'S NOT THAT HARD.
Aces don't have to like anybody in a sexual or romantic way so if someone tells you that they are ace, STOP ASKING THEM WHO THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO. A)
And B)
LEARN ABOUT IT ITS NOT THAT HARD.
It is about the relationship of Musashi and Kojiro and the frienship man/woman, it need really a translation:
https://www.buzzfeed.com/jp/yuikashima/rocket-dan2
Never take that word and try to shove it down my throat because it tastes like the boys who bullied me and screamed that name. It sounds like my frightened grandparents when they shrieked that when they saw a healthy gay couple in a video. It tastes like my ex who would yell that word at me when he wanted to upset me because he knows my history with it.
It tastes like years of repressed feelings and the fear of being different. It tastes like my first girlfriend who’s toungue was shoved down my throat and I felt nothing. It tastes like isolation out of fear I’ll be alone forever.
I do not care if you have reclaimed it and wear that word like it’s a crown-for me it’s the diseased rats that crawl at your feet, your majesty. If you’d look down and realize where the roots came from and how they infect others like me, maybe you’d understand why we call it a slur and refuse to take it as ours.
When you try to draw something super edgy but it turns out happy
I might as well put fucking rainbows and unicorns in the background
I'm gonna try again and see how the next one turns out
I mainly draw BNHA stuff (especially midnight lol) and I'm constantly trying to improve so please give me tips and advice!
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