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I have a curfew!
For every additional frame in my dreams, I lose 10 points of Effective Sleepy Time. Be it quality or quantity, dreams be sucking down my brain’s ability to chill out and restore my energy.
I wonder what would happen if I just cursed as loud as I can. Just bellow out the f-word loud enough to scare my dogs.
Man, you describe yourself as a tater tot one time and more than a week later, after spending two hours on a group project for lab, you start thinking, “Wow... I really am a tater tot. Tater tots get stale, but there are still some people who go for the crunch anyways.” Thank you for existing you stale tater tot consumers.
On a side note: I know at least one person who eats frozen tater tots. By that I mean the tots are still frozen when they enter the mouth orifice. By “at least one” I mean that there is no doubt in my mind that it is entirely possible for other people I know to be doing this. Only one person thus far has admitted their Strange Food HabitTM.
Yankee Candle x Litwick variations bc yeah?????
Just, funny coincidence that someone was talking about setting something on fire and now apparently the world is burning. I don’t think I’ve ever had posts on a feed line up like this before, so this was neato.
(They/Them) "I don't know who I am or where I am. I'm all by myself. Who are you? I love you too."
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