local fishing boy brings home an incredibly Weird fish in a panic and suffers his rambling stories
(related to this)
the point of art is not to be great but to make it transparently obvious that there is something wrong with you
I removed all my stuff from twitter because of the change in policy but I still want to have this one posted somewhere cuz I think it's cool.
And also some other ones I finally had time to finish after what? like two months? damn
Perchance
releasing the docmaid from the @mcyt-trios propaganda now that lifesteal finale is REAL!!!! YAY
Me meeting a genie: Okay, so my first wish is for 1000 dollars a day, deposited to my bank account without any way of tracing it to anything illegal. I want this money to come from the ten richest people in America (100 dollars each), withdrawn under the guise of nebulous, random purchases and surcharges. It would probably be best to split the money into a myriad of smaller fees, though, to reduce the likelihood of anyone noticing. Got all that?
Genie: um
Me, continuing on without a care: For my SECOND wish, I want you to give me the ability to learn any given phoneme, so that I can learn to pronounce new languages perfectly. If you're willing, it'd be nice if it were a little easier to memorize new languages too, but if that's not cool, I'm perfectly fine doing all the legwork myself I mostly just want to be capable of pronouncing things correctly.
Genie, now staring at me like I'm insane: ......okaaayyy?....
Me: For my third wish. I want to always have great ideas for gifts for people. Every birthday, every holiday, I want to be able to come up with something they'd really like, with enough time to actually get it for them.
Genie, just staring at me
Me: I can provide you with a written document if that would help.
hey I want to see something
take this quiz (https://dlcincluded.github.io/MQ/) and then tell me about your score.
if you're autistic plus another overlapping type of neurodivergent, choose the autistic option. self diagnoses are valid.
choose other neurodivergent if you are neurodivergent but not autistic. again, self diagnoses are valid.
check out the monotropism theory of autism (https://monotropism.org/)
I do art. Mostly of block people, but sometimes OCs or other fandoms. It’s a fun little surprise.
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