Sharing A Recent Commission That Holds A Very Special Place In My Heart 🥹🫶

Sick of dating apps and hook up culture, I want to meet someone the old fashioned way: as super soldier agents on opposing sides of an endless battle across time and space leaving each other elaborate puzzles that, when decoded, reveal flirtatious letters.

nothing is stronger than the bond between an aroace and their favorite fictional character

My average writing experience:

"Alright I think I'm almost done actually-"

*Google doc grows second health bar and a choir starts singing in latin*

I need everyone to know that the ship Götheborg, the world's largest ocean-going wooden sailing ship, answered a distress call the other day.

Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.

we need to destroy the idea that girls should wear makeup. normalize bare faces on prom queens and flower girls and cheerleaders. no products at all instead of '7 product simple makeup routine.' no more 10 step skincare and regular facials and dermablading and gua sha just to be comfortable with yr natural face. i want to see eye bags on the funny librarian and acne on the swim coach and wrinkles on all our adult role models. i want to see a 16 year old girl that has never tried putting on eyeshadow. i want to see a 7 year old girl who doesn't have to go out and buy powder for her dance recital. i want to see trans women and girls everywhere to never have to wear makeup, regardless of how well they 'pass.' no more 'contouring to look masc' either. a post-beauty industry world is possible

+ if it wasnt clear this post is explicitly trans inclusive :]

people are like "oh can I read what you wrote so far" and I'm like. no. the entire thing is in my head and I can visualize it so well that it's basically already written but unfortunately you are not in my brain so you can't see it

evil clown school. annnd post

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" is honestly like. a god tier post of all time. beyond a world heritage post. it is on par with like, the old testament. to me

I was being cancelled because apparently it was classist to put feathers on dinosaurs.

Both dream me and irl me were very confused.