"feminine Urge" "she/they Coded" "girl [thing]" The Way Social Media Commodifies And Memefies Gender

it's hilarious how if you do any amount of research into life or death melee combat the prevailing themes that emerge are that

you're gonna get tired very quickly

tired leads to injured, injured leads to tired, tired leads to—

you're not gonna be as composed as you expect

humans are more fragile than you think and also more durable than you think. both are true and neither stop them from dying of an infection later (DO NOT GET BITTEN)

DO NOT GET STABBED (generally good life advice)

DO GET A SPEAR

knights are faster than you think

these funny guys

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A photo went viral when an image of an unknown hero or vigilante was posted to Instagram. The owner of the account, an unnamed teenage boy, said it was photoshopped as a warmup for a school project, but many are speculative due to the many sightings of hybrid humans recently.

*snaps fingers* aw drats

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