Fuck Unity (The Game Engine, Not The Concept)

Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me

AROMANTICISM. YOU AGREE. REBLOG

you should commit to the bit of being yourself always

Me meeting a genie: Okay, so my first wish is for 1000 dollars a day, deposited to my bank account without any way of tracing it to anything illegal. I want this money to come from the ten richest people in America (100 dollars each), withdrawn under the guise of nebulous, random purchases and surcharges. It would probably be best to split the money into a myriad of smaller fees, though, to reduce the likelihood of anyone noticing. Got all that?

Genie: um

Me, continuing on without a care: For my SECOND wish, I want you to give me the ability to learn any given phoneme, so that I can learn to pronounce new languages perfectly. If you're willing, it'd be nice if it were a little easier to memorize new languages too, but if that's not cool, I'm perfectly fine doing all the legwork myself I mostly just want to be capable of pronouncing things correctly.

Genie, now staring at me like I'm insane: ......okaaayyy?....

Me: For my third wish. I want to always have great ideas for gifts for people. Every birthday, every holiday, I want to be able to come up with something they'd really like, with enough time to actually get it for them.

Genie, just staring at me

Me: I can provide you with a written document if that would help.

[Luxintrus's existence was repurposed] Luxintrus left the game

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

releasing the docmaid from the @mcyt-trios propaganda now that lifesteal finale is REAL!!!! YAY

Have faith in me!

"Odysseus in drag? I dont think so" - one of my classics lecturers in our lecture about roman masculinity. thought you would appreciate this quote

Objection! I think so! This is what homer would want