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Justin mcelroy: *laughing uncontrollably as he tries to tell a joke, completely unintelligible*
Me:
Ya know what should be added to Minecraft? Worms
You are so fucking right
We need some ~ worms ~ mojang
Some wiggly ~ friends ~
Me sprinting at top speed through a mineshaft and turning a corner and running Directly into 34 Cave Spiders:
Whoever did this is probably a vriska kin
A small tutorial on how I approach the normally time-spending task of getting details on armor and save myself hours of work I would eventually hate after 30 minutes. Hope it’s the first of many!
😂😂
Gillette really made an ad that told men “don’t be a dickhead cause society allows you to, be a good example of what a man should be.” And men turned around a said “bUt WHat iF I wANna bE a PieCe oF sHiT, fUcK oFf sPeciAL SNOwFlAkes”
me sat in my dirt house waiting for night to pass
wait a minute… didn t i see that one of my mods said they added axolotls??
and i didn’t look to see what they look like yet??
*frantically loads game*
you see they call it minecraft because you
Where else are u gonna do it??
our villagers won’t stop fucking and they do it almost exclusively in church.
MAA THERE’S A WEIRD FUCKIN STRAY CAT OUTSIDE
Me, waking up in the morning: Ahhhh good mornin-
The phlegm in the back of my throat:
Hey, what if fighters changed based on the spirits they’ve equipped
he just don’t use it that much
BONUS
the piss gang and a vision that came to me in a dream
Snowing at sea
wHAT
you: animorphs is a book series about the horrors of war, how children deal with ptsd, the cruelty of wildlife, and morality
me: haha blue bambi :^)
Ok what the FUCK is animorphs
Things that happened in Animorphs that people don’t talk about enough:
A man was forced to cannibalize his former student
It’s canon that humpback whales are telepathic and can communicate complex ideas such as the locations of shipwrecks
One of the kids was infested by a yeerk and literally saw Satan when the yeerk died. It wasn’t a vision. Satan is a canon character
God randomly shows up once in a while to help them out?
Dogs have been genetically engineered by furry androids
One of the kids is knocked unconscious and eaten alive by bullet ants but it’s okay because it happened via time-travel magic, so she was fine in the next book
One of the kids is allergic to alligator DNA and ends up expelling an entire fully grown alligator from her back, Alien: Covenant style
This universe’s version of Jonathan Taylor Thomas gets controlled by a yeerk, sees someshit, and moves to Uzbekistan after it’s all over
That entire book that was just about horses and an alien toilet
Zone 91, the secret military base where they supposedly keep aliens
The Animorphs crashing a party at the amusement park (because it was a cover to infest high-ranking military officers) and all the attendees thinking it’s a parade
Living, but remote-controlled, hammerhead sharks
The internet was designed by a yeerk who lives in a mansion and cannibalizes other yeerks and is the brother of Visser Three
They travelled back in time and killed Hitler
God is just a gamer who was given too much power on accident
All the Animorphs Books in the proper order
Link to the site with all the books: http://animorphsforum.com/ebooks/
If you have a Kindle, or a smart-phone with the free Kindle app, you can download the ePub files, find out what your “kindle email” is (it should be under the settings or account), and email them to your kindle/smart-phone. They should show up in the Library like any other book.
Book 1: The Invasion: ePub // PDF
Book 2: The Visitor: ePub // PDF
Book 3: The Encounter: ePub // PDF
Book 4: The Message: ePub // PDF
Book 5: The Predator: ePub // PDF
Book 6: The Capture: ePub // PDF
Book 7: The Stranger: ePub // PDF
Megamorphs: The Andalite’s Gift: ePub // PDF
Book 8: The Alien: ePub // PDF
Book 9: The Secret: ePub // PDF
Book 10: The Android: ePub // PDF
Book 11: The Forgotten: ePub // PDF
1st Choose Your Own Adventure Book: The First Journey: ePub // PDF
Book 12: The Reaction: ePub // PDF
*Book 13: The Change: ePub // PDF
The Hork-Bajir Chronicles: ePub // PDF
Book 14: The Unknown: ePub // PDF
Book 15: The Escape: ePub // PDF
Book 16: The Warning: ePub // PDF
Book 17: The Underground: ePub // PDF
Book 18: The Decision: ePub // PDF
Megamorphs: In The Time Of Dinosaurs: ePub // PDF
Book 19: The Departure: ePub // PDF
Book 20: The Discovery: ePub // PDF
Book 21: The Threat: ePub // PDF
Book 22: The Solution: ePub // PDF
2nd Choose Your Own Adventure Book: The Nest Passage: ePub // PDF
*****The Andalite Chronicles: ePub // PDF
*Book 23: The Pretender: ePub // PDF
Book 24: The Suspicion: ePub // PDF
Book 25: The Extreme: ePub // PDF
Book 26: The Attack: ePub // PDF
**Book 27: The Exposed: ePub // PDF
*Book 28: The Experiment: ePub // PDF
Book 29: The Sickness: ePub // PDF
Megamorphs: Elfangor’s Secret: ePub // PDF
Book 30: The Reunion: ePub // PDF
Book 31: The Conspiracy: ePub // PDF
Book 32: The Separation: ePub // PDF
*Book 33: The Illusion: ePub // PDF
Book 34: The Prophecy: ePub // PDF
Book 35: The Proposal: ePub // PDF
Visser: ePub // PDF
Book 36: The Mutation: ePub // PDF
Book 37: The Weakness: ePub // PDF
Book 38: The Arrival: ePub // PDF
Book 39: The Hidden: ePub // PDF
Book 40: The Other: ePub // PDF
Megamorphs: Back To Before: ePub // PDF
Book 41: The Familiar: ePub // PDF
Book 42: The Journey: ePub // PDF
*Book 43: The Test: ePub // PDF
Book 44: The Unexpected: ePub // PDF
Book 45: The Revelation: ePub // PDF
Book 46: The Deception: ePub // PDF
Book 47: The Resistance: ePub // PDF
Book 48: The Return: ePub // PDF
*Book 49: The Diversion: ePub // PDF
***Book 50: The Ultimate: ePub // PDF
***Book 51: The Absolute: ePub // PDF
***Book 52: The Sacrifice: ePub // PDF
***Book 53: The Answer: ePub // PDF
The Ellimist Chronicles: ePub // PDF
***Book 54: The Beginning: ePub // PDF
if it has an * before it, it means it can be skipped. The more asterisks, the worse it is in terms of writing quality, and OOCness.
yeah the last six……….they’re……………they’re really, really badly written. And not in the “I don’t like the way it ended” way. I mean they are just really badly written.
remember, mothman was never described as a moth or even insectoid, and certainly nothing like the (disgraceful, lore unfriendly) statue it has. remember that mothman is a large, shambling humanoid with no discernable head and gigantic eyes that likes to chase cars, cause radio interference, look at you through windows, induce nausea, and menace young couples. remember that its presence foretells disaster. remember that it ate someones dog. if you cant respect the real chaotic neutral thing then just go home………………….
It sucks how almost every conspiracy is all fun and wacky until you dig too deep and it’s antisemitic
me: here’s a list of fictional characters i want to bone
my gf: this in no way diminishes my attraction to you. here’s my own list
me:
It’s all fun n games, till you see someone’s dick
this belongs here (source is PMDShitpost)
Stunning
Wider High Quality Wallpaper box-art for Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky.