You Two Are Such Fuckin' Drama Queens. Even When You And Simon Are Angry With Each Other (or, Rather,

You two are such fuckin' drama queens. Even when you and Simon are angry with each other (or, rather, you're angry with Simon and he's... rolling his eyes like the drama queen that he is), you still want and need your daily dose of love and affection, 'cause how else will you two function?

So yes, even when you've pissed each other off, where the hell do you two think you're going without having a good morning kiss? Where did it all go wrong?

And when Simon's been exiled to the couch for the 38484975th time, you're right there with him because what the fuck do you mean he has to go to sleep without you in his arms? Who will you glare at affectionately when he hogs the covers?

Hell, angry cuddles are the best cuddles because why else would Simon lovingly hate the way you bury your face in his neck when you're the big spoon because he's highkey lowkey ticklish in that area?

Just fuckin' dramatic, I swear.

More Posts from Chaieanne and Others

4 months ago

You, Me, and the King

You, Me, And The King

18+ f!reader. King bucky. Knight Steve. Queen reader. Dirty talk. polyship. light choking. creampie. Cuckolding. Voyeur!Steve.

~

If anyone noticed the visible bulge in the Steve's breeches they knew better than to say anything. The hefty sword he carried on his hip mixed with the deadly glare he gave everyone that passed by helped. They also knew better than to comment on the high pitched wails coming from the door Steve was guarding with his life. The new King and Queen were still on their honeymoon, locked away for days on end as they worked to fulfill their duty to the kingdom.

"J-James!"

He had you on your knees, your arms long since having given out as he thrusted into you. Every plap plap plap of his balls against your swollen clit echoed by the squelching of your pussy gobbling up his cock greedily. James pulled you up until his hand was around your throat, his hips never ceasing as he forced your back to arch. It made you squeal when he hit that special spot inside you. (Outside the door Steve had to clench his jaw and readjust his erection. He knew exactly what that sound meant, he heard it often enough now.)

You were usually quiet and shy, hiding at your King's side and whispering in his ear when you did have something to say. But every single time James got his cock in you, you couldn't help yourself. And your husband loved it.

"That's it my Queen. Let them, fuck, let him hear you sing for me." James let his scarred left arm wrap around you, his massive hand finding your clit easily as he fucked himself into your slick folds. You'd long since felt your own juices run down to your knees. You were sure James' balls were sticky as well.

"Please, James, I can't-" you sobbed as you came again, milking his thick shaft and making him curse.

"But you can, my love. Just a couple more. You have to if you're to give me an heir." He cooed at you, holding up your limp body as you tried to keep up with his endless stamina.

"Steve will lick you all better if you're sore later, promise." Your pussy tightened at the mention of your husband's head knight making James groan loud and filthy in your ear.

The man had grown up with your King, and you knew James trusted him more than he trusted anyone else. He'd even entrusted you to the blond. When your King was busy and you were aching, it was Steve who used his mouth and his fingers to make you feel all better. You'd even had him in your mouth when you felt bold. You wanted to practice, get better at pleasing your new husband. Steve always taught you so kindly knowing exactly what his King liked. You suspected they were more intimate than they let on and the thought made your pussy throb. But you'd never had Steves cock inside you. It was the one rule you had to follow. So when your husband mentions Steve you can't stop the embarrassed whimper that escapes you.

"I know, I know, you want his cock too." Your face burned at the truth of his words, and he laughed feeling your pussy get impossibly tight around him. "Just gotta let my cum all the way in your pretty tummy first. Gotta give me an hier."

"I'll be g-good, give you baby. Promise!" You knew Steve could hear every single word. Knew he'd be suckling on your clit later as he fucked James' cum back into you with his thick fingers when it leaked out. The very thought made you cum again, your fluttering walls dragging James along with you. He cursed, his grip tightening around your throat as his cock throbbed inside you.

"Take it my love, take every fucking drop-" He growled as he grabbed at the fat of your hip, using the leverage to fuck every spurt of cum deeper than the last.

When you both collapsed onto the bed, he cradled you to his chest kissing you slow and deep and drugging. You expected him to let you go to help you clean up a bit like he normally did. But he made no move to separate himself from you. You felt your cheeks heat once more when you realized why.

"James-" Your husband's icy blue eyes were locked onto where your bodies were joined, of the creamy mess he'd made of your pussy, but he seemed to know what you were asking if the smirk on his plump lips was anything to go by.

"Shh, just making sure it takes."

pt. 2

4 months ago
Tag Your Traumatized Man Comfort Character

tag your traumatized man comfort character

4 months ago
Not Even Two Braincells Amongst Them.

Not even two braincells amongst them.

2 months ago
Special Bonus:
Special Bonus:

Special Bonus:

Special Bonus:
4 months ago
Franz Kafka, 1912

Franz Kafka, 1912

4 months ago

It’s like a full-blown addiction, but instead of drugs or booze, it’s this fictional guy who’s got her wrapped around his finger. She knows it’s fucked up—knows she’s out here daydreaming about someone who’s not even real—but who cares? This guy? He’s everything. He’s charming in the worst ways, flawed in every possible sense, but there’s just something about him that has her hooked. He doesn’t even know she exists, but she’s ready to fight anyone who says a word against him. Seriously, she’ll defend his honor like it’s a fucking life-or-death mission.

He’s a goddamn trainwreck, but he’s her trainwreck. She’ll put up with all his baggage, his emotional scars, his dark sides, because somehow, that brokenness makes him feel more real to her than any real guy could. He’s messed up, but she’ll fix him in her head every single time. Maybe it’s that thrill of knowing he’s dangerous and untouchable that makes him even more irresistible. He might break her heart in a hundred ways, but it’s the kind of heartbreak that makes her feel alive, even if it hurts like hell.

And it’s never gonna happen, right? She knows that. He’s not gonna waltz into her life and sweep her off her feet. But it doesn’t matter. Because she gets to have him on her terms—no messy reality, no awkward first dates, no risking her heart for real. He’s always there when she needs him, in that perfect little bubble of fantasy she’s built for herself. And maybe she’s a little crazy for it, but at least with him, she’s never disappointed. Every time she replays his scenes, reads the fanfics, imagines their future together—it's like a high she can never quite shake. She knows it's all just a mindfuck, but she’s never felt more alive.

9 months ago

Be happy for no reason, like a child. If you are happy for a reason, you’re in trouble, because that reason can be taken from you.

Deepak Chopra

6 months ago
⚔️👒💘

⚔️👒💘

9 months ago
August 20, 1926 Journals Of Anais Nin 1923-1927 [volume 3]
August 20, 1926 Journals Of Anais Nin 1923-1927 [volume 3]

August 20, 1926 Journals of Anais Nin 1923-1927 [volume 3]

3 months ago

the sambucky scene from Captain America: Brave New World

  • jeffbueckley
    jeffbueckley liked this · 1 month ago
  • blulovessuki
    blulovessuki liked this · 1 month ago
  • shamelesschaosdefendor
    shamelesschaosdefendor liked this · 1 month ago
  • sweatyherorebeluniversity
    sweatyherorebeluniversity liked this · 1 month ago
  • bestbuds55
    bestbuds55 liked this · 1 month ago
  • nicolebarnes
    nicolebarnes liked this · 1 month ago
  • yuuppuu
    yuuppuu liked this · 1 month ago
  • xluts-05
    xluts-05 liked this · 1 month ago
  • kcenia-lesnoui
    kcenia-lesnoui liked this · 1 month ago
  • riddleworldsposts
    riddleworldsposts reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • korrenahm
    korrenahm liked this · 1 month ago
  • mars-242322
    mars-242322 liked this · 1 month ago
  • k3r-d3-c4l1op3
    k3r-d3-c4l1op3 liked this · 1 month ago
  • peacepickle
    peacepickle liked this · 1 month ago
  • woerms
    woerms liked this · 1 month ago
  • enieka
    enieka liked this · 1 month ago
  • airghostlyfox
    airghostlyfox liked this · 1 month ago
  • tacotuesday17263
    tacotuesday17263 liked this · 1 month ago
  • am-beeerrr
    am-beeerrr liked this · 1 month ago
  • harry-satellite
    harry-satellite liked this · 1 month ago
  • kaiteerosee03-blog
    kaiteerosee03-blog liked this · 1 month ago
  • selenicereusgrandiflorus
    selenicereusgrandiflorus liked this · 1 month ago
  • tiedsuccubus
    tiedsuccubus liked this · 1 month ago
  • clown-pupb0y
    clown-pupb0y liked this · 1 month ago
  • itsgloom59
    itsgloom59 liked this · 1 month ago
  • lk-0606
    lk-0606 liked this · 1 month ago
  • strawberrymuncher0101
    strawberrymuncher0101 liked this · 1 month ago
  • 1vivian
    1vivian liked this · 1 month ago
  • bbythekid323
    bbythekid323 liked this · 1 month ago
  • oktaaaaa1045
    oktaaaaa1045 liked this · 1 month ago
  • marsplath
    marsplath liked this · 1 month ago
  • itsallsaltedsweetpeaz
    itsallsaltedsweetpeaz reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • itsallsaltedsweetpeaz
    itsallsaltedsweetpeaz liked this · 1 month ago
  • plump111
    plump111 liked this · 1 month ago
  • shaquille-oatmeals-posts
    shaquille-oatmeals-posts liked this · 1 month ago
  • b4tghst
    b4tghst liked this · 1 month ago
  • dontpayattention
    dontpayattention liked this · 1 month ago
  • lamejorswiftie
    lamejorswiftie liked this · 1 month ago
  • fxu123
    fxu123 liked this · 1 month ago
  • flauschigeschwarzekatze
    flauschigeschwarzekatze liked this · 1 month ago
  • lia-ily
    lia-ily liked this · 1 month ago
  • aliriiss
    aliriiss liked this · 1 month ago
  • urlocalgayblueberry
    urlocalgayblueberry liked this · 1 month ago
  • criying-banshee
    criying-banshee liked this · 1 month ago
  • itsall1bigjoke
    itsall1bigjoke liked this · 1 month ago
  • kenzie203
    kenzie203 reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • kenzie203
    kenzie203 liked this · 1 month ago
  • fortheloveofgeek
    fortheloveofgeek liked this · 1 month ago
  • camilleblouin37
    camilleblouin37 liked this · 1 month ago
  • hellgyk1
    hellgyk1 liked this · 1 month ago
chaieanne - JA's
JA's

21. Taurus. INTP.

216 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags