[they/he] [aroace, agender]nsfw and proship dni!!Chamomile_Dove on toyhouse :]
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🎶 When there’s trouble, you know who to call 🎶
Happy 20 years, Teen Titans!
[Commission] Do you like their collection y/n?
Here’s one “birb” you don’t want to mess with: the Great Grey Shrike (Lanius excubitor)! When on the hunt, this carnivorous bird scans the area from its perch seeking out anything from a small mammal to a bird. After locking in on a target, which can be nearly as large as the bird itself, it swoops down and hits its meal with its hooked bill. This species has even been observed impaling prey on sharp objects—thorns or barbed wire—and sometimes “storing” it there for later consumption. It has a wide range which spans parts of Europe, Asia, and northern Africa.
Photo: Mikael Bauer, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist
i don’t want to have a job i just want to be birding. my impact on society is minimal/nonexistent already and i accept that. please let me go see a white throated sparrow
her name is Snuffle
whenever i get worried about being judged i just gotta remind myself that most people genuinely just arent mean. some people really do suck but i think 98% of the human population is a lot kinder than your anxiety would let you believe
new thang her name little apple.........
WTF Why you reblog about murder being ok? Well?? Do you hate alive people?
yes i love violence
basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.
if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out.Â
unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.
keep me, collect me
liking an unpopular ship is like being dehydrated in a desert and liking a popular ship is like being dehydrated in the middle of the pacific ocean. you understand
it’s weird duck wednesday! here’s some northern shovelers to satisfy all your weird duck needs
just because youre made of stardust & other gay shit doesnt mean that a bug isnt. be nice to a bug today
Meow Wolf's Omega Mart in Las Vegas, Nevada
house study
hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset
the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years
taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult
at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)
'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65
it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age
it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.
you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.
young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!
there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big
DAILY AFFIRMATIONS
1. I AM A GOOD LITTLE LAB EXPERIMENT
2. MY SUFFERING IS FOR THE GREATER GOOD
3. THE SCIENTIST THAT EXPERIMENTS ON ME LOVES ME UNCONDITIONALLY
4. I LOVE GOING INTO THE TUBE/JAR/INSERT RELEVANT APPARATUS OF CONTAINMENT
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