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First Introduction (Mental Hospital!ShadowVanilla Au)

tbh teto is a xenogender icon

her gender is fucking chimera

chimeragender

tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty

Turning around an idea in my head recently :)

Lost Shepherd (Time Travel) AU

In which Truthless Recluse doesn’t experience rebirth and awakening upon shattering his soul jam, but the explosion of his and Shadow Milk Cookie’s combined power in a twisted space where all time coexists as one sends him back in time to his childhood.

When Pure Vanilla Cookie searches for his lost sheep, he finds a lost shepherd to take home as well.

NEW ILLUSTRATION

Omgggg going off of the protection headcannons you had for Salesperson Ena— how’d you think she’d react if the found the reader being attacked after either the reader had wandered off or they had gotten separated somehow?

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★ Summary: A Compilation of Headcannons Featuring Salesperson Ena Being Overprotective Of You

★ Character(s): Salesperson Ena (ENA: Dream BBQ)

★ Genre: Headcanons, SFW

★ Warning(s): None - Completely Safe!

★ Image Credits: @JoelG

☆ Salesperson Ena isn’t one to panic easily. But when she realizes you’re missing? It’s an immediate full-stop to whatever “business opportunity” she was pitching. Her body goes stiff, her smile falters, and her eyes flicker—searching, calculating. She’s still trying to process the loss of a valuable asset (you), but then the Meanie side starts screaming, “WHERE THE HELL DID THEY GO?!”

☆ At first, she tried to handle it professionally. Maybe you just wandered off to the bathroom or got distracted by something shiny. Logical. Reasonable. But the longer she doesn’t find you, the more that logic crumbles. Meanie starts slamming megaphones against walls and demanding answers from the universe.

☆ If she comes across you being attacked? Oh-ho. Ohhhhhhh. The shift is immediate. “WHO THE HELL DARES?!” Her entire body twitches between control—one second she’s negotiating, the next she’s full-on lunging.

☆ The Salesperson side of her prefers to handle things diplomatically. Maybe the attacker can be convinced to “divest” from this terrible decision. “Say, friend, what’s your price for NOT getting obliterated?” But if they don’t listen? Meanie takes the wheel. And Meanie does not do negotiations.

☆ Her movements are a blur of jerky, inhuman motions, flipping between her two sides in rapid succession. One second, she’s offering a five-step business plan to avoid a “messy termination,” and the next, she’s a jagged, screaming blur of claws and teeth. Her arms stretch and distort, her megaphone crackles, and somewhere in the chaos, there’s a voice screaming, “GO TO HELL, JACKASS!”

☆ Once the threat is removed (read: brutally handled), she snaps back to you. Ena brushes herself off, adjusting her cap, smiling too wide. “Well! That was unexpected! Let’s file that under ‘learning experiences.’”

☆ She looks… wrong. The cracks in her face are deeper, her grin a little too sharp, her movements glitching between elegant and unnervingly erratic. “Worry not! The investment was worth it.” And then, “DON’T EVER DO THAT AGAIN, OR I’LL BOLT YOU TO MY DAMN SIDE!!!” Not a joke. Not an exaggeration.

☆ After this, you are never left alone again. She is now your personal (and unwilling-to-be-fired) bodyguard. She follows everywhere, making up ridiculous excuses to justify it. “What if a BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY appears?” “What if an ASSASSIN appears?” “What if a BUSINESS ASSASSIN appears?!” You try to tell her you’re fine. She does not believe you.

☆ Every shadow, every figure in the distance—it could be them. Another attacker. Another threat. “What’s your problem, stranger? Are you looking for an opportunity?” She asks, still smiling, still calm. But sometimes, she isn’t as patient. “YOU LOOKING TO DIE?!” Her paranoia is suffocating. But underneath it? There’s something worse.

☆ One night, when things are quiet (somehow), you hear her talking to herself. “GØD watches over fools and entrepreneurs. You are neither.” Her fingers twitch. “I won’t let it happen again.” She laughs, but it’s hollow. “Gotta keep the assets safe, after all.” Meanie then whispers, “I thought I lost you.” And it doesn’t sound like a joke.

Sometimes I can't tell if my getting sick of tending to human needs is a doll thing or a depression thing. Maybe both... I envy my dolls. The only thing they need to be physically comfortable is to have the dust gently wiped off them every once in a while. They always look perfect, they always feel clean. They don't need food or water or daily washing routines. All their time can be spent on dressing up, looking pretty, and being loved.

Summary : More of a crack fic tbh, no real warnings apart from cursing. YOUR ONLY 2 YEARS YOUNGER BTW

A/N : I didn’t know what to write but didn’t wanna not write 😔, off topic but i actually rlly like the idea of Shinichiro X Waka’s younger brother.

“YOU WERE WHAT.” really, the words had slipped from Shinichiro’s mouth, he was going to have more than one Imaushi on his ass now.

Wakasa slammed down his hands on the work table in the back of the bike shop, it was closed by now. It was late.

Shinichiro had no idea how to respond, this was a horrible way to confess he'd been involved with his brother for so long.

Through a sex joke.

———

Wakasa chuckled as the two discussed his younger brother “He was practically shoving it down his throat. I'm sure he liked it.”

“I was shoving it down his throat last night.” Shinichiro said bluntly, and quite confidently and loudly at that.

Wakasa’s smile had never DROPPED faster.

———

Which is what led to this situation. “It was just on instinct I promise!” Shinichiro tried to cover it up.

“INSTINCT MY ASS.” He looked at the ravenette straight in the eyes with a furios expression.

“It really was! If you had said that about anyone else I would've said the same thing!”

It was late and Wakasa was tired, he was about to head home anyways.. he let it slide under his radar, for now.

———

Wakasa finally got home and saw his younger brother on the couch sleeping, with the tv on. You probably had fallen asleep watching whatever show was on at the time.

Debating whether to wake you up and ask you about Shin, he ended up doing it.

“mmmm.. yes Wakaa?” you looked up at the older dude, yawning and sitting up. Still very noticeably half asleep.

The only thing you were focusing on was getting this over as quickly as possible before so you could go back to sleep, clearly not in a good state of mind.

“Are you and Shinichiro together?”

“mm.. yeah we are..”

Wakasa felt his blood BOIL.

“Have you two done anything together?”

“mhm..”

Silence filled the room, you flopped back down and laid down on the couch to go back to sleep again.

If it wasn’t for the fact Wakasa didn't wanna wake you again, he might’ve even started rampaging.

But, he let you sleep.

He wanted to confront you and Shinichiro.

At the same time.

———

You woke up on the couch with a blanket and pillow on you, and Shinichiro sitting down on the matching loveseat beside the two seater you were laying on.

Amd Wakasa on the other couch, you shot up a little too quickly from your seat seeing the scene.

You were used to waking up to Wakasa’s friends at the house, but Wakasa looked so mad.

So serious.

“Y/N, you finally woke up.” Wakasa’s tone sounded dead panned.

You rubbed your eyes awake glancing at Shinichiro then back at Wakasa, you had an idea of what he found out about.

“So, Shinichiro.. mind explaining why you broke bro code?” you froze, fuck, did Wakasa already find out? Shinichiro stayed quiet for a few seconds.

“You told me that I should try experimenting with more than just girls!”

“SO YOU GO AND FUCK MY BABY BROTHER?” Wakasa shot back immediately, he’d always been a lazy guy, he wanted to punch the dark haired man more than anyone else in the world.

“I DON’T GET TO CHOOSE WHO MY HEART LIKES!”

“BUT YOU CAN CONTROL YOUR FUCKING DICK!”

“YOUR BROTHER HAS A NICE ASS!”

The room went silent, your face turning a bright red from embarrassment. Wakasa’s turning red from anger.

Shinichiro quickly regretted his words, hating how things kept slipping in and out of his mouth, almost like he did inside yo—

Wakasa lunged at Shinichiro, and he would've hit him if you didn’t grab hold of the ravenette and move him towards your body.

“Y/N what the hell!” Wakasa said angrily, Shinichiro couldn’t help but laugh at the scene.

“C’mon Wakaaa he clearly likes me more, especially the way I treat him at ni—“ This time you were the one to hit Shinichiro.

A harsh slap across the face, a few seconds after and a proud Wakasa till the situation calmed down.

Wakasa, still furios about all the sex jokes Shinichiro made, but coming to terms with the relationship between you two.

“If you touch my brother again I’ll snap your neck in half Sano.” You and Shinichiro gave a light laugh, “I’m not joking. A pillow between you two right now.” He stood up and put the pillow you were previously sleeping on and set it between you and the older.

“Wakasa!” you protested grabbing the pillow and throwing it at him, Shinichiro started laughing again. Wrapping his arm around your waist and pulling you close to his own.

“Get your hands off him you fucking—!”

hi peachy! if it’s okay, can i request some headcanons for what kurapika would be like when he finishes his revenge and can just chill with s/o? i hope u have an amazing day btw <3

Sure you can! Thank you for being so kind! ~🍑💞

Pairing: Kurapika x GN! Reader

Genre: headcanons (fluff)

Tw: none!

˚₊·͟͟͟͟͟͟͞͞͞͞͞͞➳❥ 𝕂𝕦𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕚𝕜𝕒 𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕟 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕤/𝕠 𝕒𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕖𝕥𝕤 𝕣𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕖

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❥ Kurapika finally collected his clans eyes, and after many years of training, managed to defeat Chrollo.

❥ I would assume this would take a long time, so I’m gonna say Kurapika is near his thirties at this point.

❥ You’re so happy you’ll finally have his free time to yourself, and not only that, he’ll no longer feel burdened with his goal for revenge

❥ You’re just super excited for him overall

❥ He tells you he really wants children as soon as possible- now that he doesn’t need to deal with the troupe anymore, he can focus on kids and building a family

❥ If you agree, he’ll either hire a surrogate (if needed) or drag you off to the bedroom. Lmao you aren’t leaving for a while

❥ If you disagree, he’ll leave it alone for a while, but he really does want kids.

❥ He proposes soon after he defeats the clan. Now that revenge is out of his mind, he recognizes how short his life is and he wants to spend the rest of it with you, awwww

❥ You often hear him chatting on the phone with Leorio, now that he has the time to do so.

❥ If you two do end up having kids, you’ll have a lot. Expect at least 3. He’ll help you a lot though

❥ He does regular hunter jobs now that he doesn’t focus on the troupe so y’all have plenty of money

❥ He really wants a daughter. I could never tell you why, but he just does

❥ He often cooks you breakfast, he’s so sweet:’)

❥ He gets the luxury of sleeping in now instead of getting up early to go to god knows where, so his dark circles become less and less visible

❥ He never knew just how nice it was to wake up and see your face, the sun hitting your features just right

❥ He realizes just how much he neglected you while focusing on his revenge and he’s so thankful you stuck stuck around

❥ Because of this realization, he shows a lot more affection

❥ “‘Pika, why are you hugging me?” “I just love you, darling.”

❥ Overall I feel like he would be a lot more mellowed out and affectionate, I love him sm