It Fucking Sucks How You Can Do All The Therapy And Self Healing In The World And You Still Have To Wake

Senpai says you’re welcome

A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

not writing, not not writing, but a secret third thing

ok so hear me out

I keep thinking of this AU where Luke and Leia always knew there was someone missing from their lives but just couldn’t figure it out, and then when they meet they just instantly know that ah, that’s the person. And like. Also know each other’s names instantly?? Yeah.

more of this au

masterpost

Highlights from the conference room where they nominated contenders for Word of the Year 2023:

• They put Skibidi Toilet on the projector to explain what “skibidi” means.

• Baby Gronk was mentioned.

• We discussed the Rizzler.

• “Cunty” was nominated.

• “Enshittification” was suggested for EVERY category.

• “Blue Check” (like from Twitter) was briefly defined as “Someone who will not Shut The Fuck Up”

• The person writing notes briefly defined babygirl as “referencing [The Speaker]”. He is now being called babygirl in the linguist groupchats.

• MULTIPLE people raised their hand to say “I cannot stress this enough: ‘Babygirl’ refers to a GROWN MAN”

Zoozve, my beloved