My Main Requirement In A Partner Is Someone Who's Willing To "yes, And" Me. If I Say Something Completely

my main requirement in a partner is someone who's willing to "yes, and" me. if i say something completely insane i need them to just pick that up and run with it and commit to the bit until we wind up with a conversation that's funny to us but completely incoherent to everyone within earshot. actually now that i'm typing this out i've realised my ideal relationship might just be "shitty improv comedy duo"

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10 months ago

no, i dont lose hyperfixations. theyre just moved to a different, slightly less used, shelf in my brain.

10 months ago

People used to comment on web comics.

People used to comment on fanfiction.

People used to comment on fanart.

People used to comment on OCs.

I hate "content" culture.

I hate "consuming content" and scrolling immediately to the next thing.

People used to be excited about the art that other people created.

People used to want to share that excitement with creators.

I hate this future.

1 year ago
Panel 1: A man finds a ghost reading a book and says "I thought you’d died?". The ghost replies "My Life has ended but I cannot pass over to the spirit realm when so much remains undone."  Panel 2: The man says "You mean all those books you bought and never got around to reading?". The ghost turns to look at bookshelves piled high with books and says "It won’t take long. There are fewer distractions when you’re dead."  Panel 3: A few months later... The man says "Is it me, or are the piles getting bigger?"  (there are indeed more books than previously) "My Library card still works!" says the Ghost happily "But once I’ve read these I’ll start on the ones in the attic."

My latest cartoon for @GuardianBooks.

1 year ago

omg another exhausting day of doing the bare minimum

1 year ago

CGI animators should unionize next. normally, their jobs would be too precarious to strike, since studios would replace them without a second thought, but if it's part of this larger general film strike, they might finally have meaningful power to better their working conditions

1 year ago
"Capitalism Allows You To Follow Your Dreams. Socialism Forces You To Give Up Your Dreams."

"Capitalism allows you to follow your dreams. Socialism forces you to give up your dreams."

Yeah. Keep telling yourself that.

3 months ago

i know it's hard. but i so firmly believe the strongest antidote to loneliness is reaching out first. and continuing to reach out. again and again and again. excise any scrap of shame you hold about being the person who texts first or pitches the plan or asks to get lunch. everyone is tired and busy and struggling. and afraid of feeling unwanted and unimportant. don't let the people you love feel that way. reach out first. don't be a ghost in your own life.

10 months ago
“I Don’t Know What My Goals Are, No. Thanks For Asking.”
“I Don’t Know What My Goals Are, No. Thanks For Asking.”
“I Don’t Know What My Goals Are, No. Thanks For Asking.”
“I Don’t Know What My Goals Are, No. Thanks For Asking.”
“I Don’t Know What My Goals Are, No. Thanks For Asking.”
“I Don’t Know What My Goals Are, No. Thanks For Asking.”
“I Don’t Know What My Goals Are, No. Thanks For Asking.”
“I Don’t Know What My Goals Are, No. Thanks For Asking.”

“I don’t know what my goals are, no. Thanks for asking.”

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