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reblog to save my life

Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

One for sorrow Two for joy Three for a girl Four for a boy Five for silver Six for gold Seven for a secret never to be told

Eight for a wish Nine for a kiss Ten for a chance you must not miss Eleven for a wasp Twelve for a bee Thirteen for a coffee Fourteen for tea

Fifteen for a pencil Sixteen for a pen Seventeen to hear these options once again

Eighteen for pepper Nineteen for salt Twenty for an accident in which you were not at fault

Twenty one for Jerry Twenty two for Tom Twenty three - where are all these magpies coming from?

Twenty five no seriously Thirty this is weird Forty eight from where have all these magpies suddenly appeared?

Sixty two stop counting Seventy just run Ninety nine the revolution of the magpies has begun

Two hundred no more sorrow Five hundred no more fears One thousand for how long the empire of the magpies will last in years

(John Finnemore)

"There are many things my father does not know about Murmansk," Artemis said deliberately. "Chief among them that to save his life, I first had him shot." ~ Thrower of the Dart, by Vathara

Such a good fic!!! I cannot recommend more if you like either Artemis Fowl or the 2012 movie Avengers.

((else, Vathara had plenty of other good things to read))

(Pssst, hey- truth or dare)

wait okay I realized I need a followup to this cruise poll

not sure i got it entirely right, and i had to quickly look up the author, but

here there be dragons by jane yolan

the map tells sailors where to sail

the decorations sun and whale

the warning spelled in letters pale

here there be dragons

the well known routes upon the map

should cause the sailors no mishap

but north-northwest there is a gap

and here there be dragons

the continents are not drawn true

the ocean waves outlined in blue

sea serpentine provides the clue

where there be dragons

yet year by year the ships have passed

cross oceans wide and oceans vast

and sailors stared atop the mast

for where there be dragons

but no jaws of blue or scales of green

are by these modern sailors seen

do you think that this might mean

here there be no more dragons?

i'd like to hope, i'd like the pray

the dragons have just gone... away

and will return some other day

then here there will be dragons, again

poll time. yes this is just a ploy to get people to recommend me poems

if yes, let me know which poems/recite some for me in the tags!

Eeeeeeee, hello! I saw you were doing requests! This is my boy Argo:

wasn’t sure which colours to use, so i did two versions

his refs mostly look happy, so I drew him happy

(alt version and process vid under the cut)

fan fusion of the OGs....iykyk and what-not hehehe

Daydreaming

rocks!!!!!!!!

Crystals study

i'm so tired