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With every post I see about Tim, I like him more and more

Tim "won't end you but will end your bloodline" Drake:

dude you look so masc wallowing in your misery like that

This comment perfectly describes my reaction to that episode

Fave summary of this episode actually

Secret fourth option: Divorce

Malevolent has 3 moods

theres creatures and theyre going to fucking GET you

genuinely the most devastating, soul crushing thing youve ever heard

Yaoi

Every single time Elon Musk opens his mouth to say something, I think - "He couldn't possibly embarrass himself and America any more than he already has, right?"

I'm not even surprised anymore. I'm just somewhat impressed.

I swear I've been cursed to discover a new creepy deepy horror podcast to obsess over the MOMENT my exams are about to start because this shit is ridiculous

happy Thursday the 20th

Wait that is actually a really fucking good theory hold on

Hey so, I have a theory. You know how Kayne says Arthur and the Black Stone are kind of similar in that he can't quite grasp them?

And how he sings about everything in Arthur's bag, but notibly leaves out the lighter?

And how This Too Shall Pass is a phrase that Arthur has held on to from a young age to the point that he even put it in a poem he wrote trying to deal with the loss of his parents?

And how the light cuts through darkness and is an object of safety? (And can only be doused by water which ... well we know is a theme)

And how time and dimensional travel is happening right now?

(Also perhaps interesting to note one Nyarlathotep's avatars is said not to be able to tolerate light, which could be true of other version of him)

What if the Lighter is made from/is the Black Stone. Arthur gets it for Kayne because he needs to fufill the deal, but knows he needs a fail safe or just double crosses him or maybe Lillth interupts and kills Kayne/gets the stone for herself.

So he takes hides it or a piece of it. Makes it into the flint, or maybe just hides it inside the lighter itself. Tries to Back to the Future it and sends it to his office, but it arrives too early and Roland gets it.

But it doesn't matter because all that matters is that he has the lighter at the approprate time

Because he's had the Black Stone the whole time.

"I need to see them suffer" I say about a character who already does nothing but suffer

That is NOT what that word means 😭😭

ONE OF MY FAVORITE VIDEOS EVER

Every divorce arc (the whole show)

"This is..."

"JOHN WAYNE!!!"

"WHY?!"

I can't do this anymore why is Malevolent ACTUALLY funny at the most random points 😭😭

— Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

Happy birthday to The Butcher ig idk what his actual birthday is but he's Irish so

Hey Cypress it's Teddy (🧸🧸) and I wanted to ask. Clears throat and looks around furtively. Hey cypress what are your thoughts on ArKayne and Arthur/Butcher?

HELLO TEDDY I MISSED YA 💋💋💋

Arkayne you say. Oh. This is the type of ship I read ao3 fics of but never post about myself. Like hell yeah this is good shit but this isn't my number one best shit. Arkayne is like something you passively do in your head throughout Malevolent?? It's like a background thing that has to be in your head somewhere. Even if you're not an Arkayne shipper on main. You know, you could be a jarthur fan or a larthur freak, you can be crazy about Parker or Noel, but when he question arises, do you think Kayne fucking Arthur in unethical ways would be insanely hot, everyone has to say yes. That's how it works.

As for Arthur and Butcher,

I've had thoughts before. Don't laugh at me.

1 corinthians 13:4-8

god is love

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

Doug is like what would happen if Leo Valdez and Jake Peralta did the Dragon Ball fusion dance and I'm living for it

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

I still can't believe this is canon

Case: a beautiful and heartbreaking tale of a place that was corrupted and used by human greed. Its manifesting inside this poor lady out of frustration and fury, but in the end it just wants to be home to children and their happiness

Alice: building comma angry

Are we DEADASS 💔

Me listening to The Magnus Archives KNOWING I will cry even more

listening to podcasts as a way of coping is so dumb sometimes

bc it’s like i’ve had a horrible day at school so im going to listen to arthur lester get shot 3 times to cheer me up

I am not ashamed, for I know whom I have believed.

2 Timothy 1:12

Me when I started listening

god this podcast is like 10% mystery, 10% description, and 80% arthur whimpering and moaning and writhing in pain

Margaret Atwood, The Blind Assassin