House Would Walk Into Wilson's Office, Wordlessly Stop And Stare At The Carpet Until Wilson Sighs And

Now accepting commissions for spiteful fanfics!

Do you have a fandom you just HATE? Do you want to make your friends mad by making them read not-even-close-to-canon fanfics about their fandom? Introducing: Spiteful Fics. For the low low price of $10 USD, I will write a highly intense smutty/BDSM fic for a fandom of your choice, making it as not-canon and weird as possible. I will NOT write about minors tho <3

Need more convincing? Please feel free to read what started this idea: the worst Star Wars fanfic ever https://archiveofourown.org/works/62852209

I can't stand Star Wars, and so this fic was born, meant to make every Star Wars fan cringe. You too can feel the happiness I felt, with your very own spiteful fic.

bro doesn't know that his gf is dead and also that he killed her technically - tavros unrealistically yelling at vriska

i am an arasol truther for life, and you can quote me on that.

hunched over my desk like a hobgoblin - my carpal tunnel hates me - if i opened commissions would like. anyone want that?

I LOVR YOUR ART PLEASE DO SOLLUX TYTYTY

tiny car

I refuse to put any more time or thought into this

Katniss's Narration vs Haymitch's Narration

watching people get into *reading* the hunger games for the first time after the release of Sunrise On The Reaping and seeing them read the og trilogy is just. so funny.

the movies are good, or good enough, but they don't really portray just how much of an unreliable narrator Katniss truly is.

like- Haymitch described so much and gave so much insight into the world, probably because he was shown to be decently content with it pre-games, and then was determined to remember the Capitol's cruelty post-games, all things considered.

and Snow was just a narcissistic perfectionist who had to have everything, *everything*, around him shown through his lens.

but Katniss was like, "Yeah, peeta has brothers, maybe. their names? that's not relevant to the plot. peeta said we're secret star-crossed lovers? surely, this can only be a ploy to make me look weak and nothing else. Did Prim die? I'm sure you can connect the dots, idiot."

like, homegirl is so one track minded that she will just *not* mention shit😭.

every time you draw dave strider i lose my fucking mind it's so good (and also im obsessed with him). do you think you could do some dead daves or maybe a karkat?

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sick and twisted that this is better quality than when i upload it straight from my tablet