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Kristen Stewart

Wow, these 3 are really getting beat by Jessica Rabbit. Amazing.

Jessica Parker Kennedy

as Max in Black Sails II. (s01e02)

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Kaley Cuoco

Kat Dennings

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Grace Park

Tim Curry might be the epitome of "understands the assignment" and never gives less than 110% and damn I love him so much for that.

Hayden Panettiere seem to have no problem whipping a tit out

The World of ASC by Breanie - COMPLETE

If you would like to read The Kismet Trilogy on fanfiction.net here are the links below. The First Time Around -- Complete (69 chapters)! A Second Chance -- Complete (360 chapters)! Third Times the Charm -- Complete (41 chapters)!

New World of ASC Summary from an anonymous ask!

Give the Original Characters a chance. You'll love them!

Don't join Tumblr until you've caught up. There are spoilers.

There is a lot of really funny cock talk. Most of them are around average, but Remus is 10 inches, Harry is 9 inches, and Ron is around 7 inches.

That's all you need to know.

PS -- Be ready to laugh and cry so hard you hyperventilate. Bree likes to play on our emotions. Enjoy!

Thanks to @mousewords for her incredible artwork! You can find her art here!

The First Time Around, 1965-1981

Told through shorts and snippets of Marauder memories, from the first time they met, to James and Lily falling in love, to Peter’s betrayal.  Some memories have been peppered throughout ASC, some extended, and some brand new.

The One Where Muggles are Filth

The One With the Muggle and the Witch

The One Where There’s No Hogwash

The One Where There’s A Monster

The One With James Gets His Letter

The One With the Reigning Champion

The One Where Lily Meets James

The One Where Sirius Meets James

The One With the Sorting

The One With Kismet

The One With the Separation of Houses

The One With The Howler

The One With Mudbloods and Fistfights

The One Where We All Bleed Red

The One With The Literary Friend

The One With A True Gryffindor

The One With the Snob and the Quirky One

The One With Blood Brothers

The One With the Christmas Tradition

The One With the Birthday Cape

The One With the Wolf

The One With the Brothers Black

The One Where Sirius Meets The Potters

The One Where Sirius Gets Out of Detention

The One With Some of the Many Attempts of James Potter

The One With Lily and Snape

The One Where Remus Has The Last Word

The One Where There’s No More Excuses

The One With Operation Make Evans Fall In Love With Prongs

The One Where Sirius Gets Kicked Out

The One Where Sirius Talks to Reg

The One With McGonagall vs. Walburga

The One Where Remus Tells Lily

The One Where Sirius Is A Great Friend

The One Where Sirius Gets A Bedroom

The One Where Sirius Gives Lily A Prongs

The One Where the Marauder’s Map Can’t Insult Lily

The One With Dream On

The One Where Lily Realizes She Fancies James

The One With Truth Or Dare

The One With The Summer of Jily and The Marauder Crest

The One Where Remus Learns Why

The One Where James Is Head Boy

The One Where Sirius Is Disappointed

The One With Jily

The One Where They Talk About Europe

The One With PS I Love You

The One With the Proposal

The One Where Snape Says I Love You

The One Where Lily Says Fleamont

The One Where Lily Asks Sirius

The One With the Glory of the Old

The One Where Peter Is Kidnapped

The One Where Peter Takes The Dark Mark

The One With the Wedding

The One Where It's Not Sirius'

The One With the Motorbike

The One With the Dog-father

The One Where They Wait

The One With the Beatles

The One With the Future Quidditch Star

The One Where Moony and Padfoot Babysit

The One With the Octopus’ Garden

The One With the Secret Keeper

The One Where Peter Finally Caves

The One With Halloween 1981

The One Where Sirius Finds Peter

The One Where Remus Is Truly Alone

The One With Azkaban

A Second Chance, 1985-1998

The story that you've all come to love. The story that began my world of Kismet.  This is the story of Sirius only spending 4 years in prison before he is finally given a trial and able to raise Harry with Remus the way he should have. It is the story of Sirius Black and Remus Lupin as they learn what it means to be a father/brother/guardian to Harry while finding love themselves and the story of Harry Potter, a young boy with a loving home who learns about the Marauders from the two men who should have raised him and grows into the man who will lead the war against Voldemort. Slow burn Hinny.  Told in 10 parts and 360 chapters.

Part I — Chapters 1-49: Harry’s first year with his dads (1985-1986) Part II — Chapters 50-61: Harry growing up with a family (1987-1991) Part III — Chapters 62-73: First year (1991-1992) Part IV — Chapters 74-105: Second year (1992-1993) Part V — Chapters 106-143: Third year (1993-1994) Part VI — Chapters 144-179: Fourth year (1994-1995) Part VII — Chapters 180-222: Fifth year (1995-1996) Part VIII — Chapters 223-276: Sixth year (1996-1997) Part IX — Chapters 277-348: Seventh year (1997-1998) Part X — Chapters 349-360: After the War (May 1998-November 1998)

Part I -- 1985-1986: Harry’s First Year With His Dads (Chapters 1-49)

The One Where They Were Dead

The One Where the Rat Is Out of the Bag  

The One Where James and Lily Die  

The One Where Moony and Padfoot Make Up  

The One Where Harry Meets Padfoot  

The One Where Sirius Kidnaps Harry  

The One Where Sirius Punches Vernon Dursley  

The One Where Harry Meets Remus  

The One Where Sirius and Harry Make Grilled Cheese  

The One With Thea  

The One Where Harry Asks What a Kiss Is  

The One With the Library Card  

The One Where They Remember the Past  

The One With the Tonkses’  

The One With Harry’s First Nightmare  

The One With Professor Moony  

The One With The Puppy  

The One With the Second Best Day Ever  

The One Where Harry Meets An Excellent Secret Keeper and Her Brother

The One Where Sirius Learns What He Missed in Azkaban  

The One With the Brownies 

The One With the Date  

The One With the Weasleys  

The One With the Bad Dreams  

The One Where Sirius Learns the Key to Moony’s Secret Pranking Success

The One With Operation Prank the Piss Out of Harry Potter  

The One With the Wolfsbane Fight  

The One Where the Marauders Discover A Wolf 

The One With the Series of Unfortunate Events 

The One With the House Rules and Where Sirius and Ted Build a Treehouse

The One With the Wolf  

The One Where Remus Tells Sirius To Deal with the Blacks  

The One Where Harry Asks About Tits  

The One With the Locket  

The One With Blackbird  

The One With the Birthday Orgasms  

The One With the Three Brothers  

The One With Godric’s Hollow  

The One Where Sirius Speaks French 

The One With the First Christmas  

The One With the Pensieve  

The One With the Memories Part I  

The One With the Memories Part II  

The One When Padfoot and Prongs Become Blood Brothers  

The One Where Harry Has A Sleepover  

The One With the Tickle War  

The One With the Viscount of Falmouth  

The One With Roni  

The One With the Birthday Planning

Part II -- 1987-1991: Harry Growing Up With A Family, Ages 7-11 (Chapters 50-61)

50. The One With the Best Birthday Ever   51. The One Where Padfoot and Moony Know Nothing About Sick Kids  52. The One Where Remus Slaps Sirius   53. The One With the Giant Cheese Fort 54. The One With Operation Get Lily Evans to Fall in Love With Prongs   55. The One Where Remus Thinks He’s a Very Bad Man   56. The One Where Harry Asks About Sex   57. The One Where Tonks Turns Seventeen   58. The One With the Christmas Kiss 59. The One Where Remus Learns He Has A Mate   60. The One Where Sirius Shags the Realtor  61. The One With the Letter

Part III -- 1991-1992: First Year (Chapters 62-73)

62. The One Where Harry Gets Hedwig   63. The One Where Harry Understands the Fear of Voldemort   64. The One With The Sorting   65. The One Where Sirius Was Almost Bitten By a Panther… And Totally Didn’t Piss Himself   66. The One With the Youngest Seeker In Over a Century  67. The One With the Three-Headed Dog   68. The One With Zee   69. The One With Sheer Dumb Luck   70. The One Where Sirius Lets Zee Drive His Bike   71. The One Where the Weasley Boys Come Over for Christmas   72. The One Where Minnie Tells Sirius To Get A Job   73. The One Where No One Listens So Harry Has to Do Everything and His Friends Follow Him So He Doesn’t Die

Part IV -- 1992-1993: Second Year (Chapters 74-105)

74. The One Where the Whole School Knows   75. The One Where Harry is Jealous   76. The One Where Sirius Eats Crow   77. The One Where Zee Meets Minnie   78. The One With the Proud Enough to Cry Letter  79. The One Where They Realize Their New Professor is a Moron   80. The One Where Remus Gets His Shit Together   81. The One Where Harry Meets His Fanboy   82. The One Where Binns Doesn’t Put His Class to Sleep For Almost Ten Whole Minutes  83. The One Where Sirius Finds Out   84. The One When Remus Punches Lockhart   85. The One With the Mad House Elf   86. The One With the Great Shoebox Capture   87. The One Where Sirius Tells Zee About Azkaban   88. The One Where Harry is Homesick   89. The One Where Sirius Says I Love You  90. The One With the Sex Talk  91. The One With Ted Walking in on Remus Fingering Tonks… And Remus Adds Another Finger   92. The One Where Draco Comes to Christmas   93. The One Where Sirius Actually Gets a Job   94. The One Where Sirius Asks About Cursed Scars   95. The One Where Remus Tells Tonks and She says ‘Duh!’   96. The One Where Fred Hears the Name Padfoot   97. The One With Peter’s Trial Part I   98. The One With Peter’s Trial Part II   99. The One Where Ginny Tells Harry She Has A Pen-Pal   100. The One With the Eyes As Green As a Fresh Pickled Toad   101. The One Where Tonks Is Under the Desk   102. The One Where Harry Writes in the Diary   103. The One Where It’s Not Follow the Butterflies   104. The One Where Sirius Is Sent Home Without An Explanation 105. The One Where Ginny is Scared Harry Will Never Speak To Her Again

Part V -- 1993-1994: Third Year (Chapters 106-143)

106. The One Where Sirius and Remus Demand Answers   107. The One With Prophecies and Horcruxes   108. The One Where Harry Learns to Drive   109. The One Where Bill and Charlie Talk About the Importance of Being A Good Big Brother  110. The One Where Sirius Realizes He Wants Zee Forever But Is Too Chicken To Say It  111. The One With Operation Fuck Up Voldemort’s Plans   112. The One Where Cissy Tattles on Abraxas 113. The One Where Harry Sees More Than He Should Between His Roommates   114. The One Where Colin Tells Ginny To Get Over It   115. The One Where Theo Comes Out   116. The One Where Sirius Tells Lucius If He Fucks Up He Will Kill Him 117. The One With the FUVP Pow-Wow   118. The One Where They Return to the Chamber of Secrets   119. The One Where Harry Finds Out   120. The One Where the Marauders Prank Snape  121. The One Where Draco and Theo Make Bad Detectives   122. The One With Nyx 123. The One Where Harry Throws a Tantrum   124. The One Where They Skive Off Class Because Harry Talks  125. The One Where Harry Asks Out Cho   126. The One With Harry’s First Date   127. The One Where Sirius, Remus, and Dumbledore Fuck Up   128. The One With Moody   129. The One Where Harry Gets Slapped   130. The One Where Sirius and Tonks Decide To Fuck With Snape 131. The One With Lily’s Ghost 132. The One With the Gaunt Property   133. The One With the Defence Club   134. The One With the Wizengamot   135. The One Where Harry Meets the Americans   136. The One Where They Forget to Tell Sirius   137. The One With the Insomniacs Club   138. The One Where Bellatrix Shows Up   139. The One With the Time Turner   140. The One With Umbitch’s Creepy Song   141. The One With the Wolf in the Cage   142. The One Where Harry Shouts at Sirius and He Just Shouts Right Back  143. The One With the Tale of the Black Widow

Part VI -- 1994-1995: Fourth Year (Chapters 144-179)

144. The One With the Elder Wand   145. The One Where Sirius Tells Harry Not to Drink   146. The One Where Sirius Acts the Adult and Tells the Grangers   147. The One Where They Drink the Potion   148. The One Where Harry Can’t Change His Arm Back   149. The One Where Ginny Sees Harry Naked   150. The One When Harry Calls Remus a Bad Dog  151. The One Where Theo Goes to the Burrow   152. The One Where Harry Has a Fling   153. The One Where Sirius Panics Over Commitment   154. The One Where Zee Takes Harry Shopping   155. The One With the Quidditch World Cup 156. The One With Winky   157. The One With Babymort  158. The One Where Sirius Asks Zee to Move In   159. The One Where Snape Apologizes and Harry Thinks The World Ended  160. The One With the Pretty Boy, the Biggest Flirt, and the Flying House  161. The One Where Tonks Wants to Enlarge Her Tits  162. The One Where Drama Queen Sirius Learns About Pens   163. The One Where Zee Just Wants A Damn Telephone But Sirius Can’t Stop Bitching  164. The One Where Girls Giggle and Ginny Looks Different  165. The One Where Harry Outflies a Dragon… Almost 166. The One Where Zee Tells The Paper to Back the Fuck Away from Her Son 167. The One Where Harry Thinks It’s the Formal Wear 168. The One Where Mr Weasley Thinks ‘Oh, Bloody Hell!‘  169. The One Where Sirius Takes A Bath   170. The One Where Harry’s in Denial   171. The One Where Harry Thinks He Has Two Hostages   172. The One With the Love Potion   173. The One Where Zee Seduces Sirius in the Work Shed   174. The One With the Secret Swimming Pool   175. The One With the Bats From the Crotch  176. The One That Ends With ‘Oh Shit!’   177. The One Where Everyone Dies   178. The One With the Lullabye   179. The One Where Tonks Marks Remus

Part VII -- 1995-1996: Fifth Year (Chapters 180-222)

180. The One Where Remus Proposes   181. The One Where Lucius Gets Arrested   182. The One Where Remus Proposes Again and Harry Dies   183. The One With the Coconut Smell  184. The One Where Tonks Isn’t Pregnant  185. The One Where Dean Realizes He Fancies Seamus   186. The One With Baby, I Love You   187. The One Where Theo Meets Voldemort   188. The One Where Harry Calls Ginny His and Then Denies It   189. The One Where Everyone Breaks Out of Azkaban   190. The One With the War Council  191. The One Where Harry is Dumped   192. The One Where They Discuss The Size of Remus’ Package   193. The One Where Harry Learns About the Potters   194. The One Where Harry Finds the Tower Room   195. The One Where Zee’s in France   196. The One Where Harry Gets Constantly Interrupted   197. The One Where the Glacier Finally Melts   198. The One Where Harry Finally Asks   199. The One Where Sirius Cuddles and Zee Buys A Motorbike  200. The One Where Everyone Is Worried About Theo   201. The One With the Frying Pan   202. The One With the Fluke   203. The One Where Minnie Walks In  204. The One Where Remus Finds A Present Under the Tree   205. The One With Bellarosa and the Snake   206. The One Where Everyone Gets Motorbikes   207. The One Where Padfoot Suggests Pranking Umbitch to Fred and George 208. The One With the Great Escape from Umbitch   209. The One With Prince Finley and the Switching of Teacups   210. The One Where Theo is Courted and Dean Admits He’s in Love   211. The One Where Hinny Says I Love You and the Fluke Continues 212. The One Where Sirius Picks Out A Star   213. The One With the Cathedral Star  214. The One Where Sirius Answers the Phone  215. The One Where George Gets the Girl   216. The One Where They Compare Proposals  217. The One Where Sirius Has the Man-Flu and Gives it to Zee   218. The One Where Ginny and Theo Are Kidnapped and Remus Hears Heartbeats   219. The One With the Thing After Learning the Thing   220. The One Where Everyone is in Shock  221. The One Where Zee Confirms   222. The One With the Will

Part VIII -- 1996-1997: Sixth Year (Chapters 223-276)

223. The One Where Remus Finally Lets Go  224. The One Where Hermione is Blind But Her Mum Isn’t  225. The One Where the Dragon’s in Trouble and George Snogs the New Bat 226. The One Where Ginny Tames Ebony and Theo Goes to Tara   227. The One With the Sovereign Chalice and Zee’s Dream   228. The One With the Party   229. The One Where Ginny Claims Her Man   230. The One Where Harry Has a Really Great Birthday  231. The One Where Harry Asks Remus For Sex Advice   232. The One With the Surfing   233. The One Where Harry Buys a Pgymy Puff   234. The One With the Naughty Dream   235. The One Where Harry’s Afraid of Grandpa Weasley 236. The One With the Race   237. The One Where Ron and Hermione Almost Fluke   238. The One Where Bill Gets a Headache   239. The One With Compass and Bad Puns   240. The One Where Harry Uses Parseltongue For Something New 241. The One Where Slughorn Is An Armchair   242. The One Where It’s All Fluff   243. The One Where Draco Calls Blaise A Stupid Son of a Bitch   244. The One With the Patronus and the Lingerie   245. The One With Advanced Potion Making and World War One 246. The One With Luna’s Question   247. The One With All the Smut and Where Ron and Hermione Fluke Again  248. The One Where Minnie Freaks Out on Walburga   249. The One With the Fruit Basket   250. The One Where Percy Gets a Date and Remus Skives Off Work  251. The One With the Iron Blade   252. The One Where the Fairytale Ends   253. The One With the Golden Dagger   254. The One With Charlie’s Surprise   255. The One With The Bet   256. The One Where They Celebrate Christmas Without Sirius   257. The One With the Tantrum About Heels   258. The One Where Lucius Fucks Up   259. The One Where Tonks Plays Bad Auror   260. The One With the Goblin Potato  261. The One Where Fred is Scarred for Life   262. The One Where We Hear From Althea  263. The One Where Harry Is Told He Owes Theo A Fruit Basket 264. The One Where Neville Plants A Tree  265. The One Where Bill Fixes Everything 266. The One With the Naughty Office Memo 267. The One Where Molly Asks Percy to Play Chess Carefully 268. The One With the Mini Shovel 269. The One Where Theo Handles Harry’s Broomstick 270. The One With the Turquoise Door 271. The One Where Greg Meets A Croatian Auror 272. The One Where Hermione Swears 273. The One Where Bellatrix Gets Revenge 274. The One On the Giant’s Causeway 275. The One Where Snape Chooses A Side 276. The One Where Ginny Bites George

Part IX -- 1997-1998: Seventh Year (Chapters 277-348)

277. The One Where Goldstein Tries to Join the Group 278. The One Where Theo Demands Answers 279. The One Where Ginny is Just One Tiny Girl 280. The One With Henery The Eighth I Am 281. The One With Australia 282. The One Where Harry’s Naked 283. The One Where Harry Turns Seventeen 284. The One With the Return of A Phoenix 285. The One With Blood, Marriage, and Politics 286. The One Where Tonks Finds Out 287. The One With Auror Arsehole 288. The One With ‘I’m Sorry I Attacked You’ and the Cobra Chickens 289. The One With Always 290. The One With Hidden Passions 291. The One With the Amethyst Inferno 292. The One Where Ginny Takes A Dip In the Pond 293. The One With BS 294. The One Where Dean Hates Running 295. The One With the Mayo 296. The One With the Romantic Candlelit Dinner 297. The One With Grayson 298. The One With the Lover’s Kiss 299. The One Where Theo Offers to Show Harry His Sword 300. The One With the Overprotective Mama 301. The One With the Green Lace 302. The One Where Luna Makes A Wise Observation 303. The One With the Anonymous Wizard’s Pages  304. The One With Tonks’ Mouth 305. The One With the Pale Freckled Moon 306. The One Where They’re Alive 307. The One With the Escape to Wiltshire Manor 308. The One With the Soot on the Carpet 309. The One With the Snowman Abs 310. The One Where Potter Bares It All 311. The One Where Kreacher Prepares the Clever 312. The One With the Accidental Chevalier 313. The One With D and J 314. The One With the Gorgeous Eyelashes 315. The One With the Cappuccino 316. The One With the Antiquing 317. The One With Theo’s Patronus 318. The One Where Ginny Can’t Wait 319. The One With the Nap 320. The One With the Attack on Hogsmeade 321. The One Where Being Mostly Dead Has Its Advantages 322. The One With the Magic of the Movies 323. The One With the Master of Death 324. The One With the Portrait 325.The One With the Voyeurism 326. The One With the H Charm 327. The One With the Rose and the Lily 328. The One With the Greatest Boyfriend of All Time 329. The One With Number Twenty-Six 330. The One Where Harry’s A Dead Man 331. The One With Muggle Airplanes 332. The One Where Remus Forgets Tonks 333. The One Where Ron Has Sardines In His Teeth 334. The One With the Slope 335. The One With Oblivion 336. The One Where Harry Doesn’t Flirt With Theo 337. The One Where the Snake’s In the Cage With His Three Sirens 338. The One Where Ron Wants A Massage 339. The One With the Second Tryout 340. The One With the Double Date 341. The One Where It’s Not A Prank 342. The One With the Baby Whisperer 343. The One With the News 344. The One With the Last Hurrah 345. The One Where There’s No Pressure 346. The One Where We’re Not Gonna Take It 347. The One With This Is Our Life, This Is Our Home 348. The One With Operation Kill the Sodding Bastard

Part X -- 1998: After the War (Chapters 349-360)

349. The One Where It’s Finally Over 350. The One With the Polka Dot Tie 351. The One With the Dance in the Rain 352. The One With the Blow Jobs 353. The One Where Life’s About To Get Good 354. The One With the Search for the Rellies 355. The One With the Quinque Annos Consilium 356. The One With the Dickwad 357. The One With the Training 358. The One With the Marble Wall 359. The One With the First Assignment 360. The One Where It All Comes Full Circle

Third Time’s The Charm, 1998-2061:

Voldemort is dead.  Harry defeated him in a stunning display of power by the Black Lake in May of 1998.  Harry and Ron are new Auror recruits trying to track down the three main Death Eaters who escaped the Battle of Hogwarts (Bellatrix Lestrange, Belladonna Brambilla, and Barty Crouch Junior).  Zee has gone missing and the Death Eaters have the resurrection stone.  Ginny’s at Hogwarts for her seventh year and newly signed to play with the Holyhead Harpies while attending her final year of school.  Hermione is working at the Ministry of Magic in the new department created within the DRCMC.  Tonks has returned to work and Remus is Deputy Headmaster of Hogwarts with McGonagall as Headmistress.  And in the middle of the cemetery in Godric’s Hollow, the evil trio of Death Eaters used the resurrection stone with evil intentions… TTTC will continue into the future of the world and characters you've all come to love.

The One With A Second Chance

The One Where Ron Gets A Shovel

The One With the Magnolia Blossom

The One Where They're Accidentally Living Together

The One With Number Three

The One With the Tinsel

The One With the Melanotaeniidae Reflection Potion

The One With the Theo Sandwich

The One With the Red Lipstick Print

The One Where Everyone Wants to Slay Dean

The One With the Arcanums

The One With the Heartbeat

The One With the Rug Burn

The One With Being Brave and Stupid in Equal Measure

The One With Armani and Arlo

The One Where They Return to the Department of Mysteries

The One With the Old Abandoned Farm

The One With the Breakdown

The One Where It's Certainly Never Dull

The One With the Interrogation

The One With the Cognitive

The One With Rampara

The One With One of the Best Mornings Ever

The One With the Suspension

The One Where They Start Thinking About the Impossible

The One With Love's Sacrifice

The One With the Moving Staircases

The One With the Poem

The One With the Beginning

The One With I Do

The One With Hinny's Epilogue, Part One

The One With Luna's Epilogue

The One With Theo's Epilogue, Part One

The One With Romione's Epilogue, Part One

The One With Hinny's Epilogue, Part Two

The One With Blaise's Epilogue

The One With The Other Epilogues

The One With Romione's Epilogue, Part Two

The One With Draco's Epilogue

The One With Theo's Epilogue, Part Two

The One With the Final Epilogue

My main couples chapters from ASC – for those who are interested 😘❤️

James/Lily (Jily/Marauders — told in memories, stories, and flashbacks):

TFTA CHAPTERS: 7; 11; 13; 15; 18; 25; 27; 36; 37; 38; 39; 40; 41; 43; 45; 46; 47; 48; 50; 51; 52; 55; 56; 57; 58; 59; 60; 61; 62; 63; 64; 66;  ASC CHAPTERS: 3; 4; 8; 13; 14; 15; 16; 18; 20; 25; 28; 35; 37; 38; 40; 41; 42; 43; 44; 45; 46; 52; 53; 54; 55; 57; 74; 79; 86; 87; 97; 98; 100; 115; 131; 137; 146; 151; 154; 177; 183; 187; 192; 193; 205; 216; 248; 256; 263; 264; 300;  TTTC CHAPTERS: 1; 16; 

Remus/Tonks (Remadora) 

ASC CHAPTERS: 17; 19; 20; 21; 40; 55; 57; 58; 59; 60; 61; 62; 65; 70; 72; 73; 74; 75; 77; 70; 81; 83; 84; 86; 88; 90; 91; 93; 95; 101; 107; 110; 121; 123; 125; 130; 132; 137; 139; 140; 142; 143; 146; 150; 153; 157; 161; 167; 176; 179; 180; 181; 182; 183; 185; 186; 194; 200; 204; 211; 213; 214; 215; 216; 223; 224; 230; 231; 236; 237; 240; 248; 250; 254; 256; 258; 262; 267; 274; 277; 279; 280; 281; 282; 285; 286; 287; 291; 292; 298; 304; 307; 315; 317; 321; 322; 331; 332; 335; 339; 341; 342; 346; 347; 348; 349; 353; TTTC CHAPTERS: 3; 16; 22; 26; 27; 28; 29; 30; 31; 33; 35; 37; 41

Harry/Ginny (Hinny) 

ASC CHAPTERS: 19; 22; 23; 26; 32; 45; 46; 55; 60; 76; 78; 79; 81; 85; 93; 99; 100; 102; 103; 104; 105; 108; 110; 112; 113; 114; 119; 124; 125; 129; 135; 137; 140; 143; 148; 149; 151; 153; 155; 159; 160; 162; 164; 165; 166; 167; 170; 171; 172; 173; 174; 175; 179; 180; 182; 183; 184; 185; 186; 187; 188; 189; 190; 191; 193; 194; 195; 196; 197; 198; 199; 200; 201; 202; 203; 204; 205; 207; 208; 211; 212; 214; 215; 216; 217; 221; 222; 223; 226; 227; 229; 230; 231; 232; 233; 234; 236; 237; 239; 240; 241; 242; 243; 245; 246; 247; 248; 249; 251; 252; 255; 257; 259; 260; 261; 264; 265; 266; 268; 269; 270; 271; 272; 273; 276; 279; 285; 286; 288; 289; 290; 292; 294; 295; 296; 297; 298; 299; 301; 302; 303; 304; 305; 306; 308; 309; 310; 311; 313; 316; 317; 318; 319; 321; 322; 323; 324; 325; 326; 327; 328; 329; 330; 331; 332; 333; 334; 336; 337; 338; 339; 340; 341; 342; 343; 344; 345; 346; 347; 348; 349; 350; 351; 353; 354; 355; 356; 359; TTTC CHAPTERS: 1; 3; 4; 5; 6; 7; 8; 9; 10; 11; 13; 15; 16; 18; 19; 21; 27; 28; 29; 30; 31; 32; 33; 34; 35; 37; 38; 39; 40; 41

Sirius/Zee (Zeerius) 

ASC CHAPTERS: 65; 66; 68; 70; 71; 73; 74; 75; 76; 77; 78; 85; 86; 87; 92; 93; 98; 99; 104; 105; 110; 111; 112; 115; 120; 121; 123; 128; 130; 131; 132; 134; 135; 136; 138; 139; 140; 143; 144; 148; 149; 152; 153; 155; 157; 158; 159; 162; 163; 165; 166; 167; 168; 169; 172; 173; 175; 176; 180; 183; 188; 189; 191; 194; 195; 196; 197; 198; 199; 201; 203; 206; 208; 211; 213; 214; 215; 216; 217; 218; 227; 243; 261; 290; 291; 323; 349; 359; TTTC CHAPTERS: 1; 14; 19; 21; 25; 26; 27; 28; 29; 30; 31; 35; 37; 41

Seamus/Dean (Deamus):

ASC CHAPTERS: 113; 116; 121; 124; 127; 130; 161; 185; 194; 196; 199; 201; 204; 210; 221; 228; 245; 247; 251; 256; 262; 270; 278; 290; 294; 302; 320; 321; 328; 343; 349; 358;  TTTC CHAPTERS: 5; 6; 10; 24; 30; 34; 35; 37; 38; 41

Theo/Finn (Feo):

ASC CHAPTERS: 197; 198; 200; 202; 204; 206; 207; 209; 210; 212; 216; 220; 222; 224; 225; 226; 236; 237; 240; 244;  247; 252; 253; 

Ron/Hermione (Romione):

ASC CHAPTERS: 202; 207; 210; 211; 217; 221; 223; 227; 230; 231; 237; 241; 245; 246; 247; 248; 250; 251; 252; 254; 259; 260; 261; 263; 266; 269; 270; 272; 273; 277; 279; 281; 284; 292; 295; 301; 303; 320; 321; 323; 324; 327; 330; 333; 337; 340; 349; 350; 353; 354; 355; 358;  TTTC CHAPTERS: 1; 3; 6; 8; 9; 10; 11; 13; 14; 15; 16; 19; 23; 24; 28; 30; 31; 33; 34; 35; 37; 38; 40; 41

Bill/Fleur (Bleur):

ASC CHAPTERS: 183; 189; 198; 217; 225; 238; 244; 261; 265; 276; 278; 279; 286; 308; 321; 333; 345;  TTTC CHAPTERS: 8; 9; 19; 28; 30; 31; 34; 37; 38; 41

George/Angelina (Georgelina):

ASC CHAPTERS: 214; 215; 225; 249; 254; 267; 288; 305; 311; 313; 314; 328; 333; 345; 348; 356; TTTC CHAPTERS: 8; 9; 28;  30; 31; 34; 37; 38; 41

Neville/Hannah (Nevannah):

ASC CHAPTERS: 228; 238; 245; 246; 249; 254; 264; 265; 266; 268; 270; 272; 278; 281; 283; 287; 290; 296; 298; 302; 309; 310; 311; 320; 325; 327; 343; 350; 352; 353; 358;  TTTC CHAPTERS: 5; 10; 12; 15; 22; 24; 30; 31; 34; 35; 37; 40; 41

Percy/Audrey (Perdrey):

ASC CHAPTERS: 239; 250; 259; 261; 266; 280; 289; 292; 305; 325; 333; 345; 358;  TTTC CHAPTERS: 8; 9; 19; 28; 30; 31; 34; 35; 37; 41

Lavender/Padma (Lavenma): 

ASC CHAPTERS: 228; 238; 258; 287; 293; 321; 343; 

Pansy/Greg (Gransy):

ASC CHAPTERS: 243; 265; 266; 267; 270; 276; 279; 283; 284; 297; 298; 301; 306; 311; 313; 314; 317; 336; 337; 343; 357; TTTC CHAPTERS: 12; 22; 24; 30; 31; 33; 34; 35; 40; 41

Fred/Fiadh (Freeah):

ASC CHAPTERS: 275; 288; 305; 321; 333; 334; 345; 358; TTTC CHAPTERS: 8; 9; 19; 21; 25; 28; 29; 30; 31; 34; 35; 37; 38; 41

Theo/Sebastian (Theobas):

ASC CHAPTERS: 287; 291; 294; 295; 302; 305; 307; 310; 312; 313; 314; 315; 316; 317; 318; 319; 321; 322; 324; 325; 327; 328; 330; 331; 332; 334; 335; 336; 337; 338; 339; 340; 342; 345; 347; 350; 351; 353; 355; 356; 359; TTTC CHAPTERS: 4; 7; 8; 9; 10; 11; 12; 15; 19; 21; 22; 24; 29; 31; 33;

Draco/Astoria (Drastoria):

ASC CHAPTERS: 327; 337; 345; 349; TTTC CHAPTERS: 12; 33; 35; 36; 39; 40; 41

Luna/Rolf (Runa):

ASC CHAPTERS: 263; 267; 288; 314; 320; 321; 331; 346; 347; 352; TTTC CHAPTERS: 11; 30; 32; 35; 41

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Thanks to @ellieoryan7447 for her edits of Harry and Ginny above. It's hard to find the perfect embodiment of Harry and Ginny, but they are a great start to how I imagine them :D

Other Breanie Fanfics

I first started writing fanfiction in 2005 and posted on the Harry/Ginny fanfic archive called Sink Into Your Eyes.  I later branched out into the Ron/Hermione fanfic archive called Checkmated which doesn’t even exist anymore lol.  

Breanie SIYE Fanfics

Harry Potter and the Prophecy Fulfilled — published in December 2005 on SIYE, later published on ff.et — HINNY

This is my version of the 7th book of what i think should really happen. What happened when Harry broke up with Ginny? What happens when Harry realizes his mistake? What will he do? How does he decide to go after the horcruxes? Read on to see. Summary of the first chapter: It takes place on the train ride home from Hogwarts directly after 6th year. Harry decides that he needs to talk to Ginny and then he is faced with the dreaded return of going back to the Dursleys.

The Beginning Series — published on SIYE, later published on ff — HINNY/ROMIONE/JILY

A Different Beginning — July 2006 on SIYE, later published on ff; winner of SIYE January 2007 Dumbledore's Silver Trinket Award for Best Action/Adventure This is the story of what happened to Harry if he didnt live his life at the Dursleys but with his father? Where was his mother? Why was it different? How much would be the same? And how much would be different? How many surprises will greet him along the way?

A New Beginning — March 2007 on SIYE, later published on ff Harry is beginning his 7th year at Hogwarts and the war is beginning to take a bit of a toll and become more dangerous. Harry and Ginny are closer then ever and Draco's a good guy. Babies are being born left and right and weddings come out of every end - just what kind of adventures will Harry and his friends have next.

Why Don’t We Just Dance? — February 2010 on ff (standalone but fits in before epilogue of A New Beginning) Ron is spending the night with his wife and he decides he wants to spend the evening dancing, it just might not be what Hermione is thinking.

The River — April 2010 on ff (standalone but fits in after epilogue of A New Beginning Bill Weasley learns a lesson from his father that he feels he has to pass on to his sister. Written to the Garth Brooks song "The River" - fits in with Beginning Series but not necessarily in a particular order.

Life Is Fickle Like That —December 2007 on SIYE, later on ff; winner of SIYE Winner of the December 2007 Dumbledore's Silver Trinket Award for Best One-Shot (before it became multi-chaptered). The war is over. Everyone is married with the Baby Boom expanding and Hogwarts is filled up. Harry and Ginny are happily married and this is a future epilogue of ADB and ANB.

Graduation Party —June 2012 on ff (fits in after chapter 3 of Life Is Fickle Like That) Ginny throws a graduation party from Hogwarts for the triplets James, Brigham, and Aubrey. Sirius tends to take it over with a little show. Fits in Beginning Series after chapter 3 of Life is Fickle Like That .

Padfoot’s Matchmaking Series— published on SIYE, later published on ff — HINNY

Late Night Talks With Padfoot I — May 2006 on SIYE, later on ff Ginny meets Sirius and makes a new friend. How does he react when he learns about her feelings for his godson? The first in my three part Padfoot series.

Late Night Talks With Padfoot II — May 2006 on SIYE, later on ff It’s Christmas time and Harry and Sirius are talking. Sirius thinks that Harry should be with Ginny. Harry thinks he’s crazy. the second in my Padfoot series

Padfoot’s Advice — May 2006 on SIYE, later on ff After all those talks with Sirius, do Harry and Ginny finally take his advice? How does Sirius react? the third in my Padfoot series

Secrets From the Past —May 2006 on SIYE, later on ff Harry and Ginny have been married for two years and Voldemort is in hiding. Harry has been waiting for the right moment to finally have the final showdown. Ginny is expecting their first child and when Dumbledore comes to tell Harry that it is time, Ginny is forced to go into hiding because of her condition as neither she nor Harry want to risk thier child. But what happens when Ginny arrives at the safe house and learns the secret that Dumbledore has been keeping from the world for the last 20 years? How does Harry react when he finds out? 

Almost Too Late — April 2006 on SIYE, later on ff — HINNY What is Harry had not told Ginny his feelings about her in sixth year? What if he had held back until it was almost too late. AU more than anything - a one shot deal

Beautiful Mess — May 2006 on SIYE, later on ff — HINNY Harry is in love with Ginny and he wants to marry her, but she is always on his mind and he is finding it quite distracting.

Finally — May 2006 on SIYE, later on ff — HINNY This is a HBP missing moment. It's what i like to think went on when Harry and Ginny walked out of the portrait hole together after that wonderful kiss in the Gryffindor common room.

When the Sand Runs Out — June 2006 on SIYE, later on ff — HINNY Harry Potter stood in front of the large marble tombstone that held the memorial to Sirius Black, his godfather. He blinked back tears as he stood there in the cemetery lost in memories of his friend and still fighting against that tug of denial that insisted that he hadn’t really died.

I Loved Her First — August 2006 on SIYE, later on ff — HINNY Arthur's POV at Harry and Ginny's wedding.

She Never Lets It Go To Her Heart — August 2006 on SIYE, later on ff — HINNY Harry is watching his beautiful wife and thinks of how lucky he is.

I Don’t Like Your Girlfriend — July 2007 on SIYE, later on ff — HINNY Ginny is tired of Cho ... so she does something about it.

The Greatest Gift — July 2009 on ff — HINNY/JILY Harry receives the best gift of all from George.

The Trouble With Secrets — July 2010 on ff — HINNY/ROMIONE Harry and Ginny have a secret to keep. Twelve years later they learn they aren't the only ones who had kept secrets.

Flowers — July 2010 on ff — JILY James makes a mistake and he and Lily have a huge fight that results in her breaking up with him in a publicly humiliating fashion. James decides to get her back in his own way - Marauder Style - with a few comments from his friends.

Crazy Little Thing Called Love — February 2011 on ff — JILY The story of how James convinced Lily that he wasn't actually the arrogant bullying toe-rag she claimed with help from her new best friend, Sirius Black, who is working to help Lily through difficult times. Can be a standalone, but also works as a prequel to my Beginning Series.

Are You Going to Kiss Me Or Not? — January 2012 on ff — ROMIONE Ron and Hermione return from Australia after getting Hermione's parents. Picks up after Deathly Hallows but in my story - Ron and Hermione DID NOT share a kiss at the Battle of Hogwarts.

Missing Moments — March 2018 on ff and later on Ao3 (WIP) — HINNY/ROMIONE Missing moments from Harry's life before and after the war. Not necessarily in chronological order.

Say Love ‘Cause We Got All the Time in the World — January 2020 on ff and Ao3 — NEWTINA Newt and Tina are getting ready for Christmas of 2006 when Rolf and Luna come over to share some exciting news.

Lost in the Woods — April 2020 on ff and Ao3 —ROMIONE Ron's point of view when he takes off in Deathly Hallows with a slight AU twist.

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