Man Not To Bring Up Discourse But Every Time I Remember The “dave” Long Con Techno Pulled I Remember

man not to bring up discourse but every time I remember the “dave” long con techno pulled I remember when people were really mad he was on origins and got #kickdave trending specifically because everyone thought he preferred to go by technoblade and didn’t want people to call him dave, right, so they were doing that to be mean, and we were all upset and discoursing about it. and every time I remember that I feel like wheezing because that wasn’t his fucking name. that was a prank. a ruse. do you think he saw the trend and laughed at all of the rubes calling him that. even better: do you think he saw that, blissfully went “I wonder who that’s for”, and moved on, because that WASN’T HIS NAME.

beautiful. no one’s ever pulled a long con so funny. technoblade, beloved.

More Posts from Cheesedhead21 and Others

cheesedhead21

1 year ago

Happy Birthday to *looks at smudged writing on hand* Leviathan, Kopromancer, Mary Goore, Gene Walker, Mr Ghost, Special Ghoul “Phil”, Papa Emeritus, Cardinal Copia, Tobias Forge.

Thanks for everything 🖤🫶

378 notes View Post

cheesedhead21

10 months ago

to be honest i dunno how to change my pfp

1 note View Post

cheesedhead21

1 year ago

Saw this meme circulating and I had a vision

1K notes View Post

cheesedhead21

10 months ago

never mind i figured it out !!!!!!!!! i love copia

to be honest i dunno how to change my pfp

1 note View Post

cheesedhead21

1 year ago

The thing is, if you never go anywhere and never talk to anyone and never reach out to new people and never text first because you have convinced yourself you're unlovable, then your loneliness will become a self-fulfilling prophecy - and that's NOT because you're actually inherently unlovable...

28K notes View Post

cheesedhead21

1 year ago

Sit down. Inhale. Exhale.
The gun will wait. The lake will wait.
The tall gall in the small seductive vial
will wait will wait:
will wait a week: will wait through April.
You do not have to die this certain day.
Death will abide, will pamper your postponement.
I assure you death will wait. Death has
a lot of time. Death can
attend to you tomorrow. Or next week. Death is
just down the street; is most obliging neighbor;
can meet you any moment.

You need not die today.
Stay here — through pout or pain or peskyness.
Stay here. See what the news is going to be tomorrow.

Graves grow no green that you can use.
Remember, green’s your color. You are Spring.

to the young who want to die by Gwendolyn Brooks

guys i really love ghost

guys. the movie. the ghovie.... it was so good

also i got my entire friend group to listen to the future is a foreign land which i am so happy about and i started explaining the Lore and they actually !!!! listened to me !!!!!! and reacted to it and shit !!!!! is this what having friends who love you feels like ????? im ascending