Found This On Instagram And Had To Share (with A Couple Of Tweaks)

It's his day!!!

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

house just stands there with a thousand yard stare after this

this is basically a short horror film

Just an extremely Normal thing to say

Reminder they want to increase the budget for ICE from 3.5 to 45 billion dollars.

Reminder the majority of that will be for building new detention centers.

Reminder ICE are *currently* detaining tourists who can pay for a plane ticket home and people with visa issues that were already resolved, because they have to make quota so Trump can brag about the numbers going up.

Reminder most of these people were already in the immigration system - that's why they were easy to detain.

Reminder this is all at taxpayer expense.

Reminder these are people.

Sydney: I always wanted to be killed by something that loves me

Elijah from outside the window probably: