Internet Vernacular Has Completely Altered What Some Words And Expressions Mean To Me. Forevermore, I

A hero without a cape

A multiplayer game that you can play with your friends which has an option of "you the dog now", where everyone in the game can vote on which player should be a dog. If everyone (or a big enough majority) votes for the same person, their player character is going to be a dog for the next round. They still control their character and can communicate, but can't do most of the same tasks and actions as other players can.

The game has no in-built purpose for this mechanic. You get to agree what you use it for - whether it's a reward, agreeing on a goal that determines who gets to be the doggy next time, or a punishment along the lines of "Trevor I swear to god if you fuck this up we're going to fucking dog you."

How deers look at you after making the conscious choice to leap in front of your moving vehicle.

i saw this on my dash today

but i was like… yeah that’s actually just canon in house md

Nazi propaganda and Trump propaganda are the same thing. Republicans are too busy licking boots to say anything.

fondly remembering when pope francis said he hopes hell is empty. top pope francis moments. right up there with him saying some seminaries are too faggy

if you're on instagram get off that thing and go outside

if you're on tumblr hold fast and keep scrolling soldier

woe, hilson be upon you

Unstoppable force (House’s gay jokes) vs immovable object (Wilson’s repression)