Yknow What’s Actually Crazy Is That Hannibal Deadass Pulled Up In A Cop Car, Dumped A Body Out The

Go little guy, go!🎵

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me

greg house stays in the closet so he can say faggot and have people get offended by it

blackberries are so good <- the start of my fruit reviewer career

what are they doing to my pizza ?

so my apartment building got a notice board to post fire alarm tests and maintenance announcements and such. the building is pretty well-maintained, so we rarely get notices. the board is big and grey and to think it would be empty like that 99% of the time was a bland boring sin i just couldn't bear, so i vandalized the corner of its empty canvas with a teeny tiny Guy

and within a few days, there was a sudden addition from my one of my neighbors along with a Bunch of thumbtacks. this was an unexpected, but welcome surprise!

well there was still so much space, i figured i'd add another crumb to the art hoard. i'd been playing genshin that day so i drew my favorite grandpa

and like clockwork, new art manifested!! this person is gonna grow to be a great artist i know it. the detail in those stones? hell yeah that's cool.

we're two weeks into it. more neighbors have joined in with their artwork. who knew there were so many artists in my building?? we're onto somethin great here i just know it.

Just for context, the book he gifted house is worth hundreds of dollars and the note he wrote says "Greg, made me think of you."

I just had the best encounter with a child at Kmart. I was in the aisle shopping, and this girl and her dad come around the corner. The girl sees me and excitedly exclaims “There’s a human here!!” to which the father replied “Yes, there’s humans everywhere.”

i love digesting lactose it’s so easy to do