I Love How House MD Episodes Have These Side Plots Where House Is Examining These Random Patients And

Imagine you're driving and someone's stupid little car cuts you off swerving, driving like an absolute dickhead, and you honk at the car in entirely justified anger. Then you get stuck behind the same car at red lights, and while you're there the car's doors slam open, and 35 clowns come out to beat the shit out of your car with comically large mallets that wouldn't do much damage at all if there wasn't 35 of them.

You didn't even do anything wrong. You just disrespected the Holy Papal Clown Gang (not affiliated in any way with the Vatican or the catholic church) and for that they're going to teach you who's doing the fucking honking around here.

i was rly bummed out and then i saw this picture and im cured now

lol this is so marsha thankk you for—*looks at comments*—…i’m glad we all agree

MUAHAHAHAHA SAVE ME YURI HANNIGRAM SAVE MEE

it’ll be fine I just have to be a shaking terrified animal about it

"post without tags?" OH IM FUCKING SORRY #BEES #9/11

Wilson was BRICKED UP here

i was drafting a post that said “a single boba tea can replace up to two meals if you are pure of heart” and the reason i didn’t post it is because as i was typing those words i got so dizzy i felt like i was being abducted by aliens

I want to keep House and Wilson in a jar like fireflies