People don't actually grow out of their emo phases. People are forced out of their emo phases by employers who get a raging boner over controlling how their employees dress, cut their hair, whether they mod their bodies and so on
dnis are evitonmental storytelling because you can instantly imagine the incomprehensible hellscape someone is trapped in if they have a dni that's like dni if you:
think irish people can't be pan
are an apologist for season 2 scrunklepus or the knights of glop
hunt and kill people for sport
play frunko's quest
think movies always have to be slimy
think it's okay for welsh people to cosplay flugson
don't tag bibbles or togs
think that dutch and samoan are the same nationality
use the z-slur
participated in the srebenica massacre
are mutuals with steve
most common pairing on A03 for the tag "Gay Chicken" is Gregory House/James Wilson, you love to see it
a society that allows people to starve when there is food has failed. like. that’s it.
starting a collection of this genre of will wood post
in of body experience
before you stab someone: THINK!
how can you make it Tender?
how can you make it Homoerotic?
how can you make it Implicitly intimate?
how can you make it Noticeably a metaphor for sex?
how can you make it Kind of gay?
if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.