Guy Who Says “it’s My First Time” Before Getting Stabbed

Lying to someone about how risky something is to make it seem safer than it is because you know they wouldn't do it if they knew it was dangerous: Shitty. Evil. Unforgivable.

Lying to someone about how risky something is to make it seem more dangerous than it is because you know they'd love the thrill of danger while you know you're actually perfectly safe: Actually that's hilarious. Fun for everybody involved.

my baby just got a little hangry :(

this little glamorized misogyny "joke" has run its course right. can we leave this corny demonic shit in 2023. it is done now. we've had enough.

"your body my temple" is NOT something you wanna say around non-chnt/will wood fans

how’s that house that raised you?

Guys

He's um

He took too much fall damage

She bodying on my temple till I hot damn!

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!