Openin’ The Door To The Microwave One Second Early Because You Don’t Need All The Hootin’ And Hollerin’

Gay test

obsessed with the idea of Wilson accidentally flagging himself as gay through his outfit choices

because he's always in his Work Uniform, which he likes because he doesn't have to think about what he's wearing since it's all flavours of the same thing, but when it comes to his casual clothes? I like to imagine he's making Oblivious Gay Choices

he buys a hoodie bc it's soft (it has Keith Haring artwork on it), he has a cold so buys a handkerchief and needs it often enough that it ends up half-hanging out of his back pocket, other kinds of examples

House is very aware of what messages Wilson is accidentally broadcasting and he finds it incredibly entertaining and funny (until a guy actually hits on Wilson, at which point House gets so jealous and possessive he explodes and then they fuck about it)

Severance has shot up to the number 1 spot in the “Shows That Have Ruined Me” category. I am SAT for season 3 I will wait patiently for you my sweet dysfunctional work-place dramaaaaa! What a masterclass in television 😩😩😩😩😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨🩵🔻🩵

i beg to sniffer

A hero without a cape

Drew this while my friends were being too loud in the VC

It's such a good thing that Google podcasts didn't have first like four episodes, because I can listen to them now. They're so good though!!! Can you believe the sun has acquired a gun(and sentience) only in second episode??

Also it's based on this meme. I changed it a bit because I think the composition is better that way also Chris deserves a cool ass red orb