Chenetic - It's Chenetic!

PSA: To fellow Reddie writers when you post on AO3 can you add spaces to your paragraphs?? I can't read your story if it's all jumbled into one ;w;

I have to manually make sure myself when I copy and paste.

Thank you <3

SAW james wan, 2004

Fic request for the Losers in a office!universe where Richie keeps flirting with the new guy, Eddie.

What if Eddie got drunk for the first time with the gang and he's actually an affectionate drunk and Richie doesn't know what to do because usually Eddie is mean but now he can't even pry Eddie off of him but it wasn't like he wanted to anyway

Is there an AU fic where Eddie's mother always warns him to stay away from people because they could corrupt him and out of spite, he goes to a party and ends up macking with some hot stoner guy named Richie and it's the best he's ever felt?????

There should be, just saying

Can I just keep imagining the whole end part was actually just Richie seeing it in the deadlights and it's all not real and everyone is alive and gay and happy?? Thank you

Remember how the IT movie ended up switching us so we can only see Richie's life in the deadlights where Eddie died haha like that's crazy hahaha what a creative choice hahahahaha but like that's not what happened hahahahhaahhahhahahahaha it's actually a happy ending for the gays hahahhhhahahahhahahahahahahhhahahahhahahHahhahahahahahaa merry christmas for us amiright HAHAHAHHHHAHHAHHHAH

Eddie getting upset with vampire!Richie starving himself because he hates blood, so he tries giving him blood sausage and other foods made with animal blood, where maybe it would just taste like food. (and if that doesn't work, he's trying to work up his courage to draw some of his own blood and figure out how to disguise it in a dish-- he's sure he can handle it, if he only takes about as much as he'd donate at a blood drive, and if he makes sure he's getting plenty of iron)

Omgg this is soo soft!!!!

I want to read this and write it too damn my list of things to write for reddie!!

Pairing: tomgreg

Summary:

“... then I guess you were rubbing one out while we were talking?”

The silence followed by a guilty, but quiet, “umm” sound was not what he was expecting, but hoped for, and Tom was elated.

Ready to sink his teeth into it.

“You’re a dirty fucking piggy, Greg.”

Can you imagine Reddie attempting to do ASMR??