a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.
This reminds me of the time I was 12 and someone casually roleplayed offing themselves on Royale High (roblox) WITH GRAPHIC DESCRIPTIONS AND EVERYTHING.
This one has got to be my favorite one so far
rip sigmund freud you would’ve loved living in the generation where we use “daddy” and “mommy” to refer to people we find attractive 💀
special selection of screenshots from when my friends and i watched spongebob on some TOTALLY LEGAL site and the captions were from the wrong episodes for some reason
Oh you're autistic ? How's your love hate relationship with sleep ?
this is my favorite subreddit
ignore the fucked up emoji please
I don't care for omniscient narrators, give me the unreliable, nerve-wracking, clueless youth blinded by emotions and fears who distorts the plot, making you think you know what's going on but then everything turns out to be anything but what you expected.
That's how you LIVE a book
Babushka Cat Prints and Stickers // Selynn Draws on Etsy