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Oh to be a cat sleeping in a music shop

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

special selection of screenshots from when my friends and i watched spongebob on some TOTALLY LEGAL site and the captions were from the wrong episodes for some reason

rip sigmund freud you would’ve loved living in the generation where we use “daddy” and “mommy” to refer to people we find attractive 💀

Reading is my therapy *cries after every book I read and experiences an existential crisis each and every time*

A conservative’s worst nightmare 💀

this is my favorite subreddit

i need to know every language immediately

the secret history is so wild. like there's a hundred different analysis essays you could write about it and it's meaning and whatnot. but there's also a genius who thinks of elaborate ways to kill someone but didn't know or believe that the moon landing happened. they pull off the murder of their classmate and don't get caught. they try to hit a wasp with a prayer book during said classmate's funeral service. the unreliable narrator does cocaine in a burger king parking lot. said unreliable narrator lives in a hippie's house that has a hole in the roof in a vermont winter and doesn't realize it's literally killing him. the absolute hilarious unhinged energy from this book is overshadowed by a writing style where the most batshit things seem almost mundane. i love it.

I would like to be a cat. I want nothing more than to just stare into the abyss , shit, judge my surroundings and then sleep. All while being unconditionally loved and praised