bfdi related doodles i made a few weeks ago that i uh. forgot to post
MY SILLIES!!!
LMK SPOILERS//
What do you mean this wasn't what happened after that scene?
mine is 'neon onion ring'. idk how to feel abt it but i do be neon
tag yourself i'm his little meowing dodecahedron
ᯓ★ PALAYE ROYALE PROMPTS, a collection of prompts / lyrics taken from palaye royale’s songs from their album, the bastards.
( mentions of possibly triggering subjects such as violence, self-harm, death and more. )
✦ LITTLE BASTARDS
i can’t take this. i’ve been a little patient.
i’ve got to get away a little faster.
run, you little bastards.
fake friends all around, they watch while i drown. no one is there to help me.
sometimes i’ve been losing my mind, running out of faith.
i’ve been feeling lonely, put me in my place.
so, fuck you — i don’t even like you.
no sleep, got another nosebleed. i can’t feel my face.
✦ ANXIETY
indecisions have been breaking my sanity.
retaliation when i’m full of anxiety.
a band-aid on a bullet hole that’s still bleeding.
numb you up until you can’t feel a goddamn thing.
a generation full of anti-sobriety. a generation that is full of anxiety.
all the voices in your head that keep talking.
all the blood on your skin that keeps crawling.
i was born to be anything i wanted to be, raised to be fucking mean.
i’m a masterpiece.
blasphemy meet again in a world so vicious.
mothers scream, fathers drink and all you bastards scream.
✦ TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT I DIE
lonely, another day. drowning, please save me.
i am struggling in my own daydream.
i know i can’t live much longer, hear the angels sing.
could I be a prisoner to the voices in my brain.
my mind is gone to waste, can’t stand to look at my face.
all these thoughts inside my head will be silenced by the bang.
believe me when i say tonight is the night i die.
as i walk through the valley of the shadow of death, i look at you as i take my last breath.
as i die and fall to the floor, my pain and suffering is no more.
✦ LONELY
my life don’t mean that much to me so i’m living for you.
and you can’t stand the sight of me so what’s the point of this fucked up catastrophe?
i pop these pills to waste some time as i’m fading.
too lazy for a suicide, i just watch the days pass hoping to die.
daydreaming of my funeral — like who would show, bet no one would go.
hey dad, would you show up for me now? just to bury your little boy in the ground.
you broke my heart when you left me.
so sick and tired of being alone. so long, farewell — i’m on my own.
i dug this grave i call my home.
✦ NERVOUS BREAKDOWN
twist the knife just a bit further.
don’t look at me — i think about murder.
i think i’m about to explode. i think i’m goin’ to have a nervous breakdown.
start to feel myself panic again and all the blood rushes to my head.
you say you love me but you still left me — i guess that’s why i hate myself.
you say it’s over but you’re still calling — i guess that’s why i live in hell.
my brain has been fucked enough. please, stop wasting all my thoughts.
cut my throat and please let me go.
✦ MASOCHIST
’cause i’ve been craving your sweet haven.
so i keep turning while your body burns to the ground.
don’t try to tell me that i should go softly.
just look me in my eyes and feed me your sweet lies.
i’ll cut through your alibis.
hang a cross upside down. your church is burning down.
just take me for the night.
✦ BLACK SHEEP
do you see what i’ve become? why are you still holding on?
something lingers in my veins, that’s telling me i’m not the same.
i am sinking now. the water’s over my ears and i can’t hear no sounds.
scream out or drown — can you hear the voice say now?
go home and back to sleep, and count the black sheep.
go on away from me, i am the black sheep.
you said it’s all in my head, you said it’s all in my brain.
there’s nothing left that you can say to me.
i am everything you hate.
i am unwanted, i’m not the answer. you were hoping that i’d change.
you push me down once again because i seem different.
✦ STAY
i see you for what you are
it’s something in your eyes that look past my scars.
where do you go when you leave in the night? ‘cause i see those teary eyes.
i am the only hope for you and you are the only hope for me, too.
i just wanted you.
so stay this time. don’t go away.
the end is near, i really don’t want to know.
it’s haunting me to watch you go.
✦ REDEEMER
can’t you see that everyone is dying?
the animals are crying, religions are dividing as my family keeps on fighting.
now i’m caught in something — my eternal suffering.
looking for the meaning of it all but i got nothing.
don’t know where i’ll go when i die, must be better than this.
ain’t it sad when you got nowhere to go? got no place to call your home. burden to everyone you know.
i try just not to think about my life so i do another line. it keeps me numb just for the night.
and i’m here just waiting for you to come home.
and i’m screaming all on my own with the revolver and a note.
will you please pick up the phone? will you please come back home?
for the record im like Aegoromantic Aegosexual. I just go crazy whenever i see women on my fyp.
what the fuck do you do if you find yourself simping for random hot women on the internet god damn i saw this one tiktok where a girl was asking which Arcane character she should cosplay as and when she transitioned to having some sort of mullet-like short hair i said OUT LOUD "oh god she's hot" and this only happens to women btw like its never men too
what the fuck do you do if you find yourself simping for random hot women on the internet god damn i saw this one tiktok where a girl was asking which Arcane character she should cosplay as and when she transitioned to having some sort of mullet-like short hair i said OUT LOUD "oh god she's hot" and this only happens to women btw like its never men too
this is how I feel every time I see the lil man
I saw this post by soup-erb and I couldn't help but redraw it for Lucifer: https://x.com/its_soup/status/1521175632406843392?s=20
Something catches Blitz' eye in the toy garage and Fizz can't help but lend a hand to his bestie 🤲
Charlie has to be the safest person ever. Not only is she the second most powerful being in Hell, but her Protection Squad™️ consists of her ex-exorcist angel girlfriend, a spider demon from a crime boss family, a former overlord gambler, a cyclops maid that will stab anybody if you simply tell her to, a snake war general with hypnotic powers, the motherfucking cannibalistic radio demon who has killed hundreds if not thousands of people just cause he can, and her father who is literally the FUCKING DEVIL
Charlie: What should I wear to the Goetia Gala?
Did somebody say Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear? I think somebody said Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear. Thanks to that, have these retooled The Good Place jokes:
The "powers that be" can refer to either the Theraprism staff, the Axolotl, or just. Ya know. Disney in general. Or all three! Whichever you think is funniest. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The "party" Bill's referring to is Weirdmageddon, of course. He was quite the ashhole to everyone back then.
Ford has probably gotten pretty good at the 'tune out your psychopathic ex with dank memes' challenge.
It must be very cathartic to be able to make Bill shut up whenever you want with just the press of a button. I'm sure Ford doesn't abuse this ability at all.
Oh, sure, 'Not now,' he says, before he immediately backs out of the newly-made hole in the Theraprism wall. 🙄
Don't worry, Bill doesn't get far.
also yeah i know this one doesn't have an attempted swear - i just wanted to use the joke because of the massive stink-eye involved in it because it makes me laugh
⬇️ More goofs beneath the brief ramble if you wanna skip it lmao⬇️
Why is Ford even there, you might ask? Well, he either decided he preferred to watch Bill suffer in person over being distantly and repeatedly harassed with the same evil desperation book for the rest of his life, or he got roped into some kind of contrived community service for 1.) all his many counts of interdimensional thievery, and 2.) his ignoring all the very clear warnings to NOT summon Bill in the first place (which I like to imagine is also illegal). Theraprism staff were just like, 'Wait, this guy matters to Bill? Ooh, we can USE that! It might be the only thing that can help him want to get better!' It is not considered that throwing Ford at Bill so soon after Weirdmageddon could instead make them both WORSE - in new and altogether special ways! :D
Anyway, I'm calling it the Community Service AU, and I am most likely not going to do anything else with it beyond appropriating these silly Good Place jokes. So, feel free to adopt the concept if y'all wanna??? Just make sure that Bill is still not allowed to swear, no matter what, full stop. It's gotta be a real linguistic corkblork of a situation for him, is all I'm sayin'.
Finally, have these bonus Good Place jokes, but with Handyman!Bill this time:
'Opposite tortures' doesn't sound so bad...at least until it's an all-powerful chaos entity known for torture saying it.
you may think i forgot mabel's cute pink cheeks but the truth is that i did in fact forget but then immediately stopped caring which makes it okay, SHHHHHHH
And, finally:
lmao this is shit
True facts, if you cram Season 1 Eleanor Shellstrop and Michael into a singular triangle shape, they turn into Bill Cipher. This is science, look it up. Or don't, and just trust the source that is me, bro.
Anyway, I should be in bed, y'all have fun with these, I guess. Tune in after like a week or so and maybe I'll have an addendum to my comic about how Bill was drawn naked for karaoke night. Because him actually being naked was not the only thing I considered as a plausible explanation. XD
Also if you see any inconsistencies or errors in any of these comics, No You Do Not :D
Also also, reblogs are rad as hell and I appreciate every single one, just don't repost, please and thanks. Every time a repost is made, an artist somewhere cries. :,)
brb gonna go make art out of this now
"Chip on my Shoulder" from Legally Blonde the musical but platonic Vox and Charlie, either canon compliant or swap au where Alastor and Vox switch roles
I'm,,, in love with Christian Borle and it would be so funny okay.
Y/N- Alexander Hamilton
Alastor- Aaron Burr
Vox- John Laurens
Velvette- Lafayette
Valentino- Hercules Mulligan
so thanks to this polyvees server i joined recently i found out that apparently theres a polyvees week happening over on twitter. this is for day 1: duo. and it's veeswap au because i'm me
I like platonic vox charlie bc it's like a beautiful autism friendship to me... think about it
voxvel sketch timelapse
t-shirt that says i <3 when fictional characters make shortsighted and selfish decisions that will certainly make things worse and lead them to ruin
The amazing digital Office - Template
Character Height chart
The amazing digital Office is an open world concept. If you want to place your OC in this Template, feel free to tag me 😊💛
In this version I ship:
Showtime (Pomni and Caine)
Bunnydoll (Jax and Ragatha)
Checkmate (Kinger and Queenie)
Abstragedy (Zooble and Gangle)
bfdi related doodles i made a few weeks ago that i uh. forgot to post
one two doodle
This was vaguely inspired by someone else but I forgot who
im slowly getting sucked into this ship
won't you give me what i want?
I haven't watched tpot 9 /SRS.
Oh, that's affection
What format of au content would you expect? Really, what would you like to see?
I do not know if bunnydoll hashtags are needed here if I make them free for different ships. Although let it be, for those who love this ship 🙌
Ive never really met anyone that thought of ribs as interesting… that’s such a shame. Ribs and the things they do are fascinating…. I think about them everyday.
Not only is AI dangerous because of the implications but, even more importantly, it’s damaging the backbone of online society: Those of us who make stupid little edits in the free knock off photoshop app on our phones
artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.
my grandpa was a good man. and it really wasnt his fault - recreationally lying to kids is a proud family tradition - but he told me, once, that cutting a worm in half resulted in two worms.
i think he said it so i'd be more morally okay with fishing? i actually dont remember the context.
point was, he told me this, and he understimated (by a very large margin) how much i liked worms. i was a worm boy. very wormy. and after hearing that, i went home, and i dug through the garden, flipped over every rock, did everything i could to gather as many worms as i could, and then i uh.
i cut them all in half. every worm i could find. all of them. with scissors.
i then took this pile of split worms, and i put them in a box with a bit of lettuce and some water and stuff and went to bed expecting to double my worms overnight. i have math autism, so i had a vague understanding that if i did this just a few times in a row, i would eventually have a completely unreasonable amount of worms.
i was very excited to become this plane's worm emperor.
(i think i was...six?)
anyway, i did not become the inheritor of the worm crown. i instead woke up to a box of dead worms and cried. a lot. i got diagnosed with panic attacks as a teenager, but i think i had them as a kid, i just had no idea what they were. i was kind of processing that a.) i had killed what i had assumed was every single worm in my yard, and thus would have no more worms, and b). i was going to like, worm hell.
(six year babylon spent a lot of time worrying about god.)
so i kind of freaked out, and i climbed a tree, because god can only smite you if you're touching the ground (?) and i sat up there mostly inconsolable until my mom came out and asked, hey, what's up? what happened?
so i explained to her that i had killed all of the worms, forever, and was also Damned, and she took me to the compost pile, and we dug for all of five seconds and found like twenty more worms.
the compost pile was full of worms.
and she told me that a). there were more worms, and we could put them back under rocks and stuff and recolonize our yard and b). that one day, i would die, and i would go to heaven, and i would be able to talk to the worms, and i would be able to tell them all that i was very sorry, and that i killed them on accident out of excessive Love, and that they would forgive me, because worms have six hearts and no malice.
at that point, i think i was sixty percent tear-snot by weight, and i had no choice but to gather enough worms that i could hug them. which my mom helped with. and then after that she helped me put some worms back under each rock.
and for my epilogue: i spent a significant portion of my childhood in trees. and for many years after, even when my mom didnt know i was watching, i would catch her giving the space under the rocks a light spritz with the hose. not because she loved worms.
but because she loved me.
<3
Its finally here! The first look into my Amazing Digital Circus AU that I've been cooking up for the past few weeks! :))
The main thing that is obvious here is a lot of the abstracted members are back. Which is all thanks to Caines efforts in keeping the circus members happy and sane! More on that later I imagine- <XD
Some designs are going to be tweaked a bit further. Gummigoo and Kaufmo aren't quiiiiite where I want them yet.. but none the less! I hope this post made you laugh and I hope to post a bit more about them sometime soon! :))