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kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

Since I’m loving the concept of “accidental husbands”, I present you Steve being tired of his family assuming his relationship with Eddie is just a phase and he will marry some girl in the future, so he starts referring to Eddie as his husband.

He enjoys his parents’ outraged reaction so he keeps doing it until it becomes normal for him and one day he’s doing something as simple as ordering take out and Steve says “oh, and my husband will have…” with Eddie next to him.

Steve doesn’t even notice what he just said but oh boy, Eddie does.

the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys

They're cringe little gamers who watch shows and movies together. Sans def messes with Alphys and riffs on any of the anime she likes. But there are some movie choices that might be a bit more...

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BANGER SBI FICS

by thinksmoon !!

read tags of fics before you read!!! 🫶🫶

the childrens rebellion - aria_cinabun

sci-fi origins based fic where tommy is so very traumatized by everyone he meets. (found family!!!!!)

guided evolution - fathermooshroom

tommy as spider man au!!!! ft. sbi and benchtrio!! totally not traumatizing

how to live with yourself: a guide - passionateaboutponies

tommy accidentally plays with his dads science equipment and sends himself to another dimension where he meets his other selves!!

there’s blood in your web theseus (wipe it out) - spookyserpent

red room au!!! tommy is a huntsman spider, the male equivalent of a black widow, and he somehow survives it. 28:1.

wasting your time - shutupanakin

tommy planned on dying that night. wilbur had other plans !!

what doesn’t kill you make you ugly - moonlight_mist

wilbur is a profiler for serial killers and woohoo hes assigned a new case. and makes some new friends!!

i’m somewhere, you’re somewhere- bonesandthebees

tommy finds his way into wilbur’s traveling band, and it becomes Lads On Tour!! haha deffo didn’t sob for HOURS no way haha

his curse of binding - bari_astralis

theseus is cursed to die and to relive a greek myth over and over again, required to find out the myth before he reaches adulthood. (foster au with greek mythology!!)

oh we can be heroes - fookingbananas

xmen type au with sbi!! powers, benchtrio, etc :] super good!!

check out my spreadsheet of ALL fics ive EVER read on ao3 here!!! (to the far right is a column of my all-time recs :]) -twt @hrtsmoony

ps:: my ask box is open, if anyone wants specific recs!!

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all fan fics

ao3 title,author,?/10,date finished,main group,word count,finished?,comments/notes,all time favs ,row # 7 minutes in heaven but its 7 days

The two of them can't be apart, they always go looking for each other if they don't see each other for at least 30 minutes, if they don't meet they might cry