Cozy Mountain Creature✨

I’m trying to write a new fic and this is what pops up.

What hellscape are y’all living in??

you are a creep

and a weirdo? 🥺👉👈

important PSA about when your car is smoking

like literally smoking from the engine

white and you smell pancakes? it’s the coolant. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

a slight blue tinge? it’s the oil. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

grey, looks like fire smoke? gasoline; the most combustable and dangerous. pull over and leave the vehicle, pray.

sharing because i didn’t know this when my car started smoking white yesterday and i was so afraid for my life.

The trick is that they're all self inserts. Every character you write is an expression of some understanding of yourself, or desire for something better, or a million other things. It all comes from you.

Neil-verse goes brrrr

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

I cannot believe another week is like beginning we just finished one

heeeej Roduslavu znáte? Prodávaj tam skoro takhle skvělý věci! https://www.roduslava.cz/

(mám tam zálusk na několik věcí najednou)

(nope neplatí mě za reklamu)

Bola tu snaha o moderné oblečenie s ľudovými prvkami...

bastard sounds great in an irish accent. if an irish person calls you a 'daft bastard' it just feels right

the welsh have the monopoly on things ending in hell. fuckin hell and bloody hell hit different in a welsh accent. its like music to my ears

the scots have piss and shite for sure. "its pishin it doon out there" "this is a load of shite" absolute poetry

if i may speak for the english i think we do penis related words very well. dickhead, knobhead, twat, etc.

and for all the shit we give them, you gotta admit that no one can deliver a 'goddamn' quite like an american. theres a certain weight to it that you just cant achieve in other accents. when an american says goddamn you know shit just got real