Chessyoudog - It's That Simple

GQ gets us 🖤

Took me a ridiculous amount of time to figure out

93 years old in the nursing home full throttle alzheimers just quoting youtube poops at the nurses

important PSA about when your car is smoking

like literally smoking from the engine

white and you smell pancakes? it’s the coolant. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

a slight blue tinge? it’s the oil. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

grey, looks like fire smoke? gasoline; the most combustable and dangerous. pull over and leave the vehicle, pray.

sharing because i didn’t know this when my car started smoking white yesterday and i was so afraid for my life.

College is so annoying it's always like 'Oh if you want to do XYZ go talk to the Department of Vague But Important Policies located in the Coconut Building' and then you go there and they are like 'sorry actually we can't help you with that you need to talk to the Executive Director of Confusing Paperwork Joe Balogna over at Saint Broccoli Memorial Tower his office hours are 12-2pm every other Monday and Thursday.'

Canadian Nightmare

Here's THE masterpost of free and full adaptations, by which I mean that it's a post made by the master.

As you like it: you'll find here an outdoor stage adaptation.

Coriolanus: Here's a college play, here's the 1984 telefilm, here's the 2014 one with tom hiddleston

Hamlet: The Kenneth Branagh 1996 Hamlet is here, the 1964 russian version is here and the 1964 american version is here. THe 1964 Broadway production is here, the 1948 Laurence Olivier one is here. And the 1980 version is here.

Henry IV: part 1 and part 2 of the BBC 1989 version. And here's part 1 of a corwall school version.

Henry V: Laurence Olivier (who would have guessed) 1944 version. The 1989 Branagh version here.

Julius Caesar: here's the 1979 BBC adaptation, here the 1970 John Gielgud one

King Lear: Laurence Olivier once again plays in here. And Gregory Kozintsev, who was I think in charge of the russian hamlet, has a king lear here. The 1975 BBC version is here. The Royal Shakespeare Compagny's 2008 version is here.

Macbeth: here's the 1961 one with Sean Connery. Here's the 1971 by Roman Polanski, with spanish subtitles. Here's the 1948 one with portugese subtitles and here the 2001 one). The 1969 version with Ian McKellen and Judi Dench is here and the 1966 BBC radio one is here.

The Merchant of Venice: here's a stage version, here's the 1980 movie, here's the 1973 Lawrence Olivier movie, here's the 2004 movie.

The Merry Wives of Windsor: the Royal Shakespeare Compagny gives you this movie.

A Midsummer Night's Dream: have this sponsored by the City of Columbia, and here the BBC version.

Much Ado About Nothing: Here is the kenneth branagh version and here the Tennant and Tate 2011 version.

Othello: A Massachussets Performance here, the 2001 movie here, the Orson Wells movie with portuguese subtitles there, and a fifteen minutes long lego adaptation here

Richard II: here is the BBC version

Richard III: here's the 1955 one with Laurence Olivier, and here's the 1995 one with Ian McKellen. (the 1995 one is in english subtitled in spanish. the 1955 one has no subtitles and might have ads since it's on youtube)

The Taming of the Shrew: the 1988 BBC version here, the 1929 version here, some Ontario stuff here and here is the 1967 one with Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor.

The Tempest: the 1979 one is here, the 2010 is here.

Timon of Athens: here is the 1981 movie with Jonathan Pryce,

Troilus and Cressida can be found here

Titus Andronicus: the 1999 movie with Anthony Hopkins here

Twelfth night: here for the BBC, here for the 1970 version with Alec Guinness, Joan Plowright and Ralph Richardson.

Please do contribute if you find more. This is far from exhaustive.

(also look up the original post from time to time for more plays)

Here’s some light angst to balance out the fluff.

She’d said nothing since, wordlessly bandaging all his cuts—her cuts. It stings. He didn’t fight her.

Garden.

“So you plant your own garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers.” 

Jorge Luis Borges: “After a While.”

I bought a surprise box from a pastry shop which specializes in making goods following authentic Czech recipes, and among other cute cookies they sent me this little guy

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS???????

Právě sedím v RegioJetu #blessed