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Mob boss: Again, Mr. Lester, where is this John guy you were talking to? My guards are searching the property. They'll find him. But it'll be easier for both of you if you tell me.

Arthur: I told you. He's in my head.

(Phone rings)

Underling: Hello? Oh, hello. Uh...yeah....boss....it's the Butcher.

Mob boss: Why is he...? I don't have a contract-

Underling: He wants to speak to Mr. Lester.

Everyone: (turns to stare at Arthur as the underling holds the phone to Arthur's ear)

The Butcher: Hello, Boyo, I'm callin' because Noel wants to know when you'll be home for dinner.

like

s1 of malevolent: hey what if you were blind and had to run away from scary monsters would that be fucked up or what

s5 of malevolent: what if. Uh. you know what actually post cancelled I can’t even put this into words

what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

MALEVOLENT 52 SPOILERS READ AT YOUR OWN RISK

So what are we calling the orchestra of arthurs? I've seen "Orchestrarthur" get thrown around a few times but I just gotta know what y'all are calling em

I've also seen "Arthur and the jarthurs" which is hilarious

But like please gimme your suggestions on what to call those guys bc I kinda wanna give em a fancy name like most other orchestras but the funny ones go hard tbh

was about to make a "gay people can never flirt normally" post about arkayne but realized kayne does actually.

-"my love" and similar: self explanatory. normal flirting

-giving him a dagger: shiny trinket like crow. kayne's not the one who decided to stab himself with it

-helps with his wound in coda and probably also part 28

-watches his entire life in this and thousands of other timelines: he wants to know more about arthur. normal crush behavior probably

-writes and directs a christmas special starring one of those other arthurs: creative expression. like a journal to him i think.

-sends his enemy to hell, kills his enemy-turned-half-situationship, and sends his other situationship to spain (?): he just wants some alone time is that really too much to ask

-plays him a song on the piano :)

-sends him on a fetch quest to the 1200s: he got nervous idk. don't we all

Had to draw them 🫶

@icryink day 2!!! I had to google the meaning of Tsundere bc I was unsure what it meant

(Edit: just remembered there’s a vid explaining everything, gonna go watch it rq)

I know nothing about bfb or bfdi but my friend said I should draw them cuz I couldn’t think of anyone

i think ore people should draw elijah but instead of wearing his LAME party city cape he wears like. capes that are suoer cool and have a bunch of intricate details and sewing pattersn and beads and stuff

like one of these

do you guys see the vision