One Of The Things I Love About The Magnus Archives Fandom Is That Nearly Everyone Has Agreed On A General

“reasons to not kiss him: 1. you weren’t raised to love tender. 2. when he’s around all you do is tremble. when he’s around you want to get on your knees. look how much power he has over you. it’s dangerous. 3. he’s too good at forgiving and you’re too good at violence. 4. you know what they say about monsters. you know what happens to the boys who love them. are you going to do that to him? 5. your hands don’t know how to be gentle. think about the last beautiful thing that shattered in your palms. the fresh rosebuds crumbling between your fingers like a bruise. you wolf-boy, you war machine. you wouldn’t know how to hold something magic and not destroy it. 6. if you hurt him it might kill you 7. if you hurt him you might kill yourself. 8. you are very bad at rehabilitation. this is one addiction you’d fail to give up. he’s going to ruin you for all other kisses and all other boys and you’ll spend the rest of your life trying to forget his name. 9. you still aren’t sure he isn’t a dream. 10. if you kiss him, you might wake up. reasons to kiss him: 1. because he’s beautiful. 2. because he asked. 3. because he preceded please with, i’m not afraid of you.”

—

yes & no // Natalie Wee

Find my book on Amazon / Goodreads.

Me: I wonder how many works this fandom has on AO3

Me emerging from the depths: what day is it?

they make me so insane

edit: conversation is from Part 45, "The Fire"

i know there ain’t no fucking way that these fucking things are now part of the malevolent canon universe.

"average podcast character whimpers 3 times a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average podcast character whimpers 0 times per year. Arthur Leter, who falls into hole & whimpers over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Trying digital stuff again!

Just remembered the whiplash I got from Harlan saying “timpanies” so here’s a little rant about it

Timpani is technically already a plural word. Even though it can be used for just a singular drum (ex. can you move the 29 inch timpani to the left?), the correct word for a singular timpani drum is technically timpano. Even if the orchestral setting that Kayne was in had multiple timpani players, they would probably just be called “timpani.”

Ok rant done I just remember my head WHIPPING to my phone when he said that, and I had to do a little psa for all my non music folks!

THE JACKBOX GAMES FANDOM IS DYING. REBLOG IF YOU JACK OFF

idk if this has been done before but i. had to