Peter “everyone Who Gets Close To Me Dies” Parker And Wade “I Can’t Die” Wilson

deadpool pimp hehe

no this ain't timon this is Simon 💔

just a quick sketch of them... :)

headcanon: logan's in charge of every meal except breakfast. breakfast foods are, for some reason, the only thing wade knows how to cook without it turning into a disaster. sometimes wade gets a little too enthusiastic and ends up cooking far too much food, and that used to be a problem when it was just him and althea, but now? now he's got a big hungry man around who will eat that whole ass stack of french toast, his omelet AND yours, then ask for more sausage when he's done

Two very good reasons to have him back on OMitB.

You know what kinda hurts to realize?

I’m just as pathetic as I was 5 years ago,

I just... forgot.

i feel you Logan, i feel you.

(i definitely have something for men who's crying)

best valentine's day gift from my girlfriend

i ssaw an art trend nd i am nothing but a sheep

v photo

i love Martin shorts voice

More Martin Short Ballet Storytimes...

This is a couple of years old, but just stumbled upon this today — what a gem. I could get behind Martin Short doing this for all of the classic ballets!