(he Arched Much More In That Honda Odyssey)

everytime someone calls deadpool "spider-man" an angels wings are VIOLENTLY ripped off

logan and wade out at a gay bar

wade suggested it; logan heard “free drinks” and agreed

it’s loud, the floors are sticky, but wade is having a great time, twirling yukio on the dance floor and necking blowjob shots like he’s getting paid for it (it’s possible that logan watches him lick the whipped cream from his lips every single time with Rapt attention, but that’s his business)

logan’s not really feeling up to dancing, so he sits at the bar, pleasantly buzzed and watching wade glide his way through the crowd. eventually, someone approaches him, and they’re laying it on Thick. their eyes dart from logan’s eyes, to his beer-wet lips, to the bit of chest hair tufted above the neckline of his tank, to his biceps bulging out of his flannel, and it’s Not Fucking Subtle, but they seem harmless enough; he offers little in the way of responses, opting for noncommittal grunts or hums while his gaze remains trained on wade in the sea of bar-goers.

but, inevitably, the person takes logan’s aloofness as a game, an invitation to push a little further, like he’s playing hard to get — they rest a hand on his shoulder, dip their fingers beneath his collar, bat their lashes and lean close enough that logan can smell the liquor perfuming their breath with sharp clarity

“so, what’s your type, handsome?”

logan shrugs their hand off. raises the bottle in his hand, points at where wade is now tugging ellie into the fray, jubilant and pink with laughter even as ellie digs her heels into the ground and whips her head from side to side.

“the grumpy bald chick?” the person asks with a scowl.

yukio appears behind her girlfriend and starts pushing her forward; wade whoops triumphantly.

“bald guy yanking on the bald chick,” logan clarifies, and the insistent bargoer wrinkles their nose.

if he were anyone else, he probably wouldn’t hear the eugh that slips out of their liquor-loose mouth, but he isn’t, and he does, and it pisses him the fuck off.

so much so, in fact, that he slams his beer down on the bar hard enough to crack the glass, and marches over to where wade is still trying to get ellie to dance. he snakes an arm around his waist, pulls him backward, and plants a nasty kiss on him, right in the eye line of the now very pissy bargoer. their indignance rolls audibly over the crowd like fog before they stomp away, red-cheeked and irritated.

wade’s not complaining, and ellie is grateful for the distraction

Ive just GYAT to be a producer-!!

DRINK CHAMPAGNE UNTIL I PUKE!!!

Lumiere is the sexiest character in Beauty and the Beast, sorry I don’t make the rules.

i've just melted there (I melt and cry every time anyone speaks about Oliver's heart come on) and I have a theory (actually I already have it before the episode) or condider it to be my dream of Oliver acting fatherly with Theo and helping him financially somehow, probably offering him some job at the theatre (Oliver could still be compassionate to Teddy (after a small fight) despite the fact Teddy was sent to prison by him, Teddy threatened him, Teddy slept with his wife, Teddy was the real father of Will which gave Oliver a feeling that the most important part of his life is a lie and he failed and had nothing left, so yes, he is forgiving and Teddy still means a lot to him, so I don't think he can actually be harsher to Theo (despite he kinda kidnapped him once), he understands what make Theo to do what he did, so it wouldn't be out of character to try to fix things up where Teddy spoiled them)

and of Mabel ending up with Theo too

Bonus: Logan's hand touching Wade's thigh

the producers is really like amazingly good but I think it could be better if max and leo had raw gay anal sex for 2 hours

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HIII DID THIS TREND WITH THEM BECAUSE I THINK ITS SUPER DUPER CUTESYYY I LOVE THEM SM !!

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