Han Seojun

Just Yoongi Things 🎹

It’s finally Yoonki Min’s turn 

I have always had a spot soft for Yoongi (& Namjoon) since 2013 & nothing can change my mind about them

Like he’s just such a talented, soft & wonderful person, my heart just swells with so much pride & love for this man 

Min Yoon Gi, 민윤기

09.03.1993, Pisces

Yoongi was an underground rapper & producer 

Used the alias GLOSS as an underground rapper

A part of an underground rap group, DAEGU TOWN (D-TOWN)

Auditioned & joined BigHit in 2010 

He originally auditioned to become a producer

He had to choose between eating or using the money for utilizing public transport

He used to save up money by either skipping meals or walking to his destinations instead of taking the public transport to save up for equipment to compose & produce 

He used to sell his songs & sometimes he did not even get paid for some of his songs 

During one of his deliveries, he got into an accident & injured his shoulders

He did not tell anyone despite being in pain, fearing that if he did, BigHit would let him go & he would not be able to debut as a part of BTS 

IT’S 2AM & I’M FUCKING CRYING, to think he went through so much (& he still has to go through so much) yet he’s such a loving & kind soul

I NEED HUGS 

He trained for 3 years before debuting

His parents opposed to his dreams

But now, they are the most supportive people in his life 

That clip of him doing a full bow to his parents during HYYH Epilogue & crying makes me bawl EVERY. DAMN. TIME. 

His Mother is savage but it’s so cute when Yoongi talks about his Mum 😂 

“My Mum told me she adopted me from under a bridge” 

We all know where he got his savage side from 

“I always wanted to nap in another country ”

In 2014, on his birthday, he handmade gifts for 300 ARMYs, writing cute messages for them as well

In 2015 as well, he took pictures & wrote messages for 39 lucky ARMYs 

Basketball King 

Epik High is very meaningful for Yoongi 

Epik High’s Fly was one of the reasons he became a rapper

How cute is it whenever he talks about Epik High & their friendship 

AGUST D = SUGA backwards + DT (daegu town) 

YOU HOES BETTER BE LISTENING TO HIS MIXTAPE 

IT’S A FUCKING MASTERPIECE 

Namjoon mentioned in his ‘Mono Behind’ Vlive that Yoongi has some tracks like do you see how they love to spoil us & see us suffer 

If this is what suffering is, I’m ready to suffer for eternity 

“Infires?” “Infires man” 

“Inspire mannn” 

*rolls down the sand in Dubai* “Andwaeeeeee valhalla”

NO LISTEN, NO MATTER HOW SAVAGE HE IS, HE’S STILL A BABY TO ME (even though he’s older 😂)

Min Holly’s Dad 

Brags about Holly all the time 

“I’d like to introduce you to my lover, this neck pillow right here” *shows off neck pillow proudly* 

Raises his leg on the pool table & plays 

The time he thought Jungkook wanted to hold his hand but he just wanted the mic 😂

*in his deep ass voice* Bultaoreune~

When he sang Awake, my vocal king 

He talked about his insecurities when it comes to dancing & singing & how he’s not a good singer nor dancer

*insert every single Seesaw performance* BITCH WHERE? 

“OMG HE’S LIKE JAY-Z OMG” 

“Yeah I’m bad boi” 

“Hey baby what’s poppin” “Yeahhhh baby” 

Dude’s love for Chucky, I was so entertained when he dressed up as Chucky 😂

Kumamon enthusiast

Did you see him run & hug the Kumamon mascot? Like please that video added 10 years to my life, cutie

“I wish to reincarnate as a stone in my next life” 

Finally made his debut on SBS Gayo Daejeon 

He does not shy away from talking & writing lyrics about mental illness

Wrote lyrics about his social phobia & depression 

Have y’all watched clips of him playing the piano? I can watch him all day 

The way he gets so engrossed in the music & closes his eyes while swaying to the music subtly  

He’s absolutely ethereal

His gummy smile just melts my heart 

When he cried after BTS won Artist of the Year, ahh I still remember watching that moment & being so proud of them 

When he won a MMA as a producer, he was so overwhelmed & shy 

ARGH HE DESERVES IT SO MUCH MY BABY 

His goofy side 

Like please he makes me laugh & roll my eyes so much ILOVEHIMSOMUCH

When he nags at maknae line, it’s so adorable 

That RUN ep where everyone kept touching his neck despite his threats 

Honestly, I wanna mention every single song he composed & produced 

But Tomorrow was the song that made me realize that I was falling in love with BTS as a group & the members individually

Like that song means so much to me cause they released Skool Luv Affair during one of the darkest times in my life & that song made me reach out for help

Jin is the only member who can put him back in his place 

They were roommates for such a long time 

Cuties 

YOONJIN!!

God he’s so whipped for Hobie 

Like the love he has for Hobie is so sweet & makes me so soft 

How he appreciates Hobie and Hobie’s energy 

I love how he gets so hyped with Hobie & he’s so smiley & goofy

J-HOPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Argh I love Sope/YoonSeok 

“I lived with Namjoon for 8 years” 

When Namjoon hugged him while he was crying during MAMA & thanked him, making Yoongi cry even more 

PLEASE MY HEART, I LOVE THESE TWO SO MUCH LIKE I WILL FIGHT PEOPLE FOR THEM, I WILL PROTECT MY BABIES 

NAMGI FOR LIFE    

He’s such a softie for Jimin 

“I guess Jimin dislikes me” 

YoonMin

Holds hands whenever he’s with Tae 

Omg that clip where he kicked Tae on his chest on the couch 😂I died laughing 

TaeGi

Co-owners of future lamb skewer restaurants 

Jungkook is his kid  

The way Kookie carried him in their Summer Package in Saipan 💜

SugaKookie

Honestly, he’s just such a talented & special person 

He has gone through so much yet he chooses to live each day with so much love & how he shares his journey with us 

Be it through songs, lyrics or just interviews 

I cried while writing this cause he’s just been through so much & I just have such a soft spot for this man. I’m so happy he’s getting the love & recognition he deserves 💜

A/N:  Please let me know your thoughts in the comments/ask box cause it means a lot  🙂

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Morning Sickness | Klaus Mikaelson x Female!Reader

Summary: You're pregnant with Klaus' child. And because of that, you're not feeling so well. Alone in the Mikaelson mansion with Klaus, you're puking all over the place and looking like the shittiest you've ever been──in short, you're a gigantic mess. Unfortunately for Klaus though, he doesn't know that any of those things are normal in a pregnancy and starts fussing over you. And you would've considered it cute, had the fussing not been from him.

Word Count: 2,010

Warning ⚠️: Fluff, angst if you squint, pregnancy, puking, profanity, and reader being a bad bitch.

A/N: If you're confused about the summary (don't worry, I am too lol) this imagine is basically when Hayley was pregnant in season 1 of TO (the first few episodes) but instead of her being preggo, its you. And Klaus being a dramatic bitch, as usual, when he sees you choking your guts out, not knowing that that's normal. (because he's been dead for 1,000 years and is a literal male, so id expect him not to know anything about pregnancies and how they work) P.S feel free to dm me a request!

Pregnant.

You were pregnant.

With Klaus Mikaelson's child.

The thought alone was enough to send another round of bile up your throat until its gushing out of your mouth and into the toilet before you. For the third time that very same morning, mind you.

"Fuck this," You cursed as you swiped your wrist against your mouth, panting. "Where the hell is Hayley?" You muttered under your breath as you pushed yourself up and made a beeline for the bedroom connecting to your bathroom with the intention of getting your phone to contact the she-wolf after reassuring yourself multiple times that you were not going to puke again and flushing the toilet.

Pregnant.

You're actually pregnant.

Your eyes flickered down to your belly, the barely noticeable extra weight wouldn't be visible to a stranger's eyes, but to your own, you could see it clear as day. You didn't know how you didn't notice it before. Stupid.

Wincing, you walked towards the bedroom you've been occupying these past few days──a far cry from the one star motels you and Hayley used to stay in as you two traveled around the country in search of her family, and most definitely a massive upgrade from the creepy cemetery you were held captive in a week ago.

You never thought a visit to Mystic Falls could change your life so drastically. You didn't even know what the hell you were thinking when you decided to sleep with Klaus of all people.

"And look how that turned out," You mumbled bitterly to yourself as you plopped down on the inviting bed, sighing. You spied your phone tucked under one of the fluffy pillows and had it in your grasp in a matter of moments. Putting the device to your ear after dialing Hayley's number, you waited impatiently for the she-wolf to answer.

She answered on the second ring.

"Where are you?" Not wasting a beat, you immediately asked.

"Good morning to you too," Hayley quipped dryly. You could almost see her rolling her eyes. Almost.

"You're not in the plantation," You'd know, considering for the past five days since you've been staying in this awfully big house, or mansion (whatever), Hayley's always been the first face you see when you woke up. Until today.

"True. I'm at the Bayou."

You sat up straight at that, "What?" You demanded.

Unbothered by your change of tone, she continued, "I found something real interesting, Y/N. I think it might be the real deal this time." Translation: she's found something about her long-lost family.

You didn't want to give her false hope, and you weren't too willing to start a fight by saying it could be another dead end either, so you stayed silent, willing her to continue.

"I'm with Rebekah, so there's no need to worry. It's not good for the baby."

You scoffed at that, "That just makes me want to worry even more, dumbass. Why the heck didn't you wake me up? I could've accompanied you instead."

"You're pregnant," She said the words as if they were the answers to every question in the world.

"Brilliant observation," You snapped, not being able to resist.

Hayley let out a breath, "I'll be back by noon, Y/N. I'll call you if I find anything interesting."

"And what am I going to be doing until then?"

"Nothing." She says, and hangs up before you could get another, no doubt, sarcastic line in.

"Bitch!" You hissed and, in your rage, threw the phone at the wall, the sound of the impact reverberating loudly through this stupidly wide and empty looking room. Just because you're pregnant doesn't mean you're all of a sudden a damsel in distress. You're the opposite of a damsel, actually. You didn't need to be coddled. You can handle yourself perfectly fine.

A knock on your door steals you out of your thoughts. You racked your brain for any possible faces you might see if you decide to climb out of bed and open the door (sounds extremely tiring, by the way) and only found one: since Elijah was currently somewhere in the hands of Marcel, and because Rebekah and Hayley are in the slums of the Bayou, then that would mean. . .heck no.

"Nobody's here!" You call out, the words coming out muffled because your face is currently stuffed in a heap of awfully comfortable pillows.

The door opens anyway, ignoring your words, and Klaus enters the room, hands clasped behind his back and lips set into a grim line. His eyes are darting around the room as if to search for any signs of danger, shoulders slackening slightly when he finds none.

"I heard a thud."

You rolled your eyes, "It was my phone." You were surprised he even bothered knocking in the first place. He doesn't seem like the type to do so. But then again, you barely know the guy. I know enough.

He doesn't reply, so you took it upon yourself to ask: "What do you want?" Tone far from friendly. You slept with him once and got knocked up──boo hoo, you couldn't care less. From what you've observed, the guy's an ass. He daggered his own brother for goodness sake. He deserves your attitude.

Lunatic, you are a raging lunatic for sleeping with him.

"I came to check up on you," You could barely contain your laughter at his revelation. Ridiculous. You seemed to say with your eyes. Noticing this, he smiles tightly, "Something funny, love?" Passive aggression practically dripped from his words.

You don't answer him, instead, you roll over, turning your back on him, only to feel that familiar churn in your stomach. The same feeling you have when──"Oh, fuck." You yelped. Faster than light, you're back in the bathroom, kneeling in front of a toilet and hands pressed against the walls as you braced yourself.

"What the bloody hell is──" Klaus, furrowed eyebrows and all, marches after you.

You don't bother to tell him to shut the fuck up despite your great temptation to do so before you're hurling your guts out. Again.

Behind you, Klaus goes rigged, hands clenching into fists, he does the only thing he remembers to do then. Walking up to you, he gathers your hair in his hands, away from your face, and waits. Surprisingly calm, despite his strong urge to shake your shoulders for an explanation as to why you were sick.

Too busy throwing up, you don't even notice the gesture.

It felt like a lifetime before you finally felt okay again. You're leaning against the wall, still on the floor, heartbeat irregular and drenched in your own sweat. A towel appears in your line of sight, and just above that, Klaus.

You take the towel from him, albeit hesitantly, and used it to wipe the remaining puke around your mouth. "Thanks," You croaked, voice hoarse.

"Explain," is all he says.

Confused, you cocked your head to the side in question.

"Explain," He repeats, tone deathly calm. Too calm, in fact.

You squint your eyes, "I puked. Now I'm fine. The end." You shoved the towel back to him, to which he glowers at, and stroll, or more like crawl (but your dignity──or what's left of it anyway──won't ever let you admit that) back to your bed with Klaus hot on your heels.

"You're unwell. I want to know why." He doesn't let you reply, "If something bad happens to the baby I──"

You cut him off, "──what is your point?" You crane your neck, your eyes connecting with his own.

A scowl takes over his face, "My point is that you, Y/N, have clearly not been taking care of yourself which means that my child could be suffering because of your carelessness."

Your expression is the definition of confusion until──oh. You laughed out loud, grinning ear-to-ear. Klaus' scowl deepened at the sound, pointedly ignoring the flutter in his stomach upon seeing you smile for the first time since. . .ever.

"You are so stupid," Blunt, you were blunt. And very outspoken too. Never afraid to speak your mind, even when it comes to calling him stupid to his face. Your straightforward personality was what caught his attention back in Mystic Falls. That, and your undeniable beauty too.

He opens his mouth to retort something snarky but you beat him to the punch, "Do you even know why I'm puking, you asshole?" Yes, straightforward indeed. "Because of the baby." You hiss, your smile fading this time. He blinks. "Don't they teach you this shit in middle school?"

"I'm a thousand years old," was all he could say to defend himself.

You glare at him, "All the more reason why you should know how pregnancies work." His scowl diminishes into a tight line, "So the next time you accuse me of being irresponsible," you mocked, "think twice." You sneered, "Now get out!"

Any other day, any other person, Klaus wouldn't have listened to the command. But somehow, you managed to do the impossible again, this time though, you made him listen. And so with one last wary glance your way, he walks out of your room.

000

You're in the balcony when Klaus sees you again. Gazing at the night sky silently and arms perched on the railing──your back to him──you were quite a majestic sight. Hair hanging over your back and clad in a white nightgown, and with the star-filled night sky in front of you, the view in front of him looked fresh out of a painting.

His hand twitched at his side, eager to paint the picture before him. With you as his muse. It would make one hell of a painting, he notes.

"Come to tell me how much of a bad mother I am again?" You spoke up without turning around.

Klaus doesn't reply until he's standing beside you, "No, I come bearing a peace offering."

Your interest peaked at that. "What is it?" You turn your body slightly to face him, eyes automatically dropping to the item in his hand. A medium-sized box with a red bow on top of it.

He pushes the box to you, and never one to deny free stuff, even if its from him, you gladly take it from his hands. "See for yourself."

You open the box with careful precision, and after setting aside the bow and the cover, your gaze locks onto the jewelry inside of it. A necklace, diamond, and hella expensive judging by the word TIFFANY & CO engraved in the side of the box.

"Hayley has informed me of your love for jewelry."

Understatement of the century.

"So you decided to buy me a necklace worth millions as an apology?"

"Compel," He corrected, you flashed him an unimpressed stare. "And yes, this is my. . .apology for wrongfully accusing you this morning."

When you continued to remain silent, he said in a slightly irritated tone, "Well? Do you accept?"

"No."

He blanched.

"I want an actual apology." He raised his eyebrows in inquiry. "I want to hear you say I'm sorry."

Klaus looked like he wanted to do anything but, but eventually decided against it. "I'm sorry," He said through gritted teeth.

You grinned, and damn him if the sight of it didn't make his heart clench. "Better."

He eyed the box in your hands, "Does this mean you don't want the necklace?"

Your smile widened, "Oh, I want it, alright. I just wanted to hear you say sorry." You patted his chest lightly and every muscle in his body practically sang in delight at your touch. "Looks like you aren't so bad, after all, Klaus." And after sending him a wink, your stunning eyes glittering under the moonlight, you proceed to skip away from him.

Klaus follows your form with his eyes until you disappear into a dark hallway, and then mutters under his breath, a tiny smile ghosting over his lips, "Neither are you, Y/N."

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guide:

fluff ❥ | comedy ✿ | angst ❦ | completed ✓ | in progress ✐

Kim Namjoon

Fake Texts:

‎ﻬ sharing your love for literature with Namjoon ❥|✿

‎ﻬ Namjoon checking on you because you’ve been stressed ❥|✿

AUs:

‎ﻬ idol!au | bestfriend!namjoon | oneshot: Out of Reach ❦

‎ﻬ boyfriend!namjoon | hogwarts!au | oneshot: Happiest Memory ❦|❥

‎ﻬ friends to lovers | oneshot: Waste It On Me ❥|❦

Imagines:

‎ﻬ Coming soon

Reactions:

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Kim Seokjin

Fake Texts:

‎ﻬ message 301: jin trying to be your sugar daddy ✿

AUs:

‎ﻬ Coming soon

‎ﻬ idol!au | strangers to lovers | one shot: Forever ❥|❦

Imagines:

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Min Yoongi

Fake Texts:

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AUs:

‎ﻬ idol!au | boyfriend!yoongi | oneshot: Now Kiss! ❥| ✿

Imagines:

‎ﻬ Coming soon

Reactions:

‎ﻬ yoongi reacting to his s/o that curses a lot ❥

Jung Hoseok

Fake Texts:

‎ﻬ daily texts with boyfriend college!hoseok ❥|✿

‎ﻬ Hobi having a bad day at work ❥

AUs:

‎ﻬ Coming soon

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Park Jimin

Fake Texts:

‎ﻬ trying to make jimin uncomfortable but… ✿

‎ﻬ your fifth year in hogwarts with your best friend jimin ❥|✿

AUs:

‎ﻬ idol!au | Jimin x Reader: Someday ❥|❦|✐

‎ﻬ doctor!au/single dad!au | Jimin x Reader: Love Maze ❥|✿|❦|✐

Imagines:

‎ﻬ Coming soon

Reactions:

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Kim Taehyung

Fake Texts:

‎ﻬ trying to get info out of taehyung about their comeback ✿

‎ﻬ that one text that changed your relationship with taehyung ❥|✿

AUs:

‎ﻬ idol!au | boyfriend!taehyung | oneshot: Back Together ❥|❦

‎ﻬ high school!au | Taehyung x Reader: Outcast ❥|✿|❦|✐

Imagines:

‎ﻬ Coming soon

Reactions:

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Jeon Jungkook

Fake Texts:

‎ﻬ texts with bestfriend college!jungkook ✿

AUs:

‎ﻬ boyfriend!jungkook | oneshot: Our Song ❥

‎ﻬ friends/rivals to lovers | hogwarts!au | oneshot: Dense ❥|✿|❦

‎ﻬ college!jungkook | one shot: Just Give In ❥|✿

‎ﻬ idol!au | Jungkook x Reader: Dream Chaser ❥|✿|❦|✓

Imagines:

‎ﻬ Coming soon

Reactions:

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OT7

Fake Texts:

‎ﻬ the boys trying to find out who your bias is… ✿

AUs:

‎ﻬ Coming soon

Imagines:

‎ﻬ Coming soon

Reactions:

‎ﻬ the boys reacting to you getting car sick ❥|✿

Dear Marvel,

Thank you for the times you made me laugh.

Thank you for the times you made me cry…

And Thank you for bringing the actors/actresses to be part of this universe.

Thank you for making something that no one would think be the impossible. For making something that everyone can share things in common, come together in communities and make theories. Being anticipated of what comes next.

Some of us may hated the emotions you give, but those emotions are big enough that a movie can affect us.

But most importantly…

Thank.

You.

For.

Creating.

These.

Amazing.

Heroes.

They’ll live on as our legacy.

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Enjoy ;)

Updated: April 4th 2020

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Exclusive Clip from Loki — streaming May 2021 on Disney+

Clumsy

Tony Stark x Reader

Summary: You’re in the lab with Tony when you accidentally knock over multiple vials containing what, apparently, is sex pollen from another planet. You and Tony evaluate the situation from there.

Word Count: 2950

Warnings: SMUT, female reader, age difference (reader is obv 18+), lil bit of a daddy kink at the end, sex pollen, hair pulling, language, other tings

A/N: WHEW we love sex pollen in this house. i’ve been reading all the fics i can find on it sdjfksjkdsj 

“Tony, what the fuck is this stuff?” You plucked one of the small glass vials from its place in the test tube rack, staring intensely at the purple powder-like substance.

He looked over to see what you were inspecting and immediately rushed over, snatching the vial out of your hand. “Thor says that it’s from another planet. Very dangerous to humans, so don’t,” he frowned at you while placing it neatly besides the others, “Touch.” Backing away and looking between you and the vials, Tony seemed to deem you safe with the chemicals as he turned around.

“Yeah, like I’m gonna drop it, or something,” you rolled your eyes, leaning against the table and gasping loudly as your movement caused the rack of pollen to fall to the floor, all ten glasses smashing with impact. “I-” fuck.

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82. Do you ever talk to a person and your heart starts doing some dubstep shit. — 83. If you can’t deal with my sarcasm, I can’t deal with being your friend.  — 84. I’m nothing but a constant state of internal screaming at this point. — 85. I went to the beach once, 500 years later I still have fucking sand in my shoes. — 86. How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password? — 87. Getting real tired of my own bullshit. — 88. Thanks elevators, for bringing me up when I was down. — 89.  Here’s a little song I like to call “I cherish our friendship so I won’t tell you I would totally have sex with you if you asked.” — 90. A: Do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else  is fast asleep and just walk places and be completely and entirely dedicated to your thoughts?       B: Yea, but the problem is I don’t want to get murdered. You feel me.  — 91. Let me sleep in your stupid t-shirts and hold your dumb hand, you piece of shit. — 92. Need a gang to follow me around all day and clap when I make jokes. — 93.  You know that feeling when you’re not your favourite person’s favourite person, and it kind of feels like you’re constantly swallowing sand. — 94. “Stop being so dramatic” they say, “I don’t know what you mean” I say as I descent from the ceiling, surrounded by mist. — 95. Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot. — 96. Studies show that I literally did not ask. — 97. A: It doesn’t matter what you look like on the outside…       B: Whew!!! good       A:…It’s who you are on the inside!       B: Ah, fuck! — 98.  A (puts their hand over their crush’s): Ha ha how’d that get there? — 99. I express my emotions in long groans at different octaves. — 100. I mean you piss me off, but I’d do anything for you. — 101. Honestly, sometimes you just gotta let me be dramatic. Because I will get over it. But let me be dramatic first! — 102. Do you ever feel like a 4 times divorced 45 year old woman that smokes cigarettes in her fur coats on a grand piano? Cause I do and it’s sad. — 103. Single, not sure how to mingle. — 104. I love it when people rant to me, like yes, I am entrusted with your hate. — 105. My idea of flirting is making fun of each other, until one of us fucks up and says something nice. — 106. A: I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut.         B: I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin. — 107. Do you live on Elm Street, because you’re a nightmare. — 108. Remember your parents told you to take out the trash? I’m the trash. They were telling you to take me out. Date me. — 109. You know, liking someone and pretending you don’t is a lot of hard work. — 110. How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked and on top of you? — 111.  A (whispering): I really like you and want to kiss you a lot.         B: What?         A: I said you suck. — 112. Have you ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating? — 113.  If you step on a person’s foot they open their mouth, just like a trash can. — 114. How do I get over someone I never even dated? — 115. Things I want - snuggles. Things get - struggles. — 116. If you see me and I’m not wearing black, you saw wrong, that’s not me. — 117. Why do we need to watch the sky to enjoy the stars, when the ulitimate star is me. — 118. I hate when It’s so hot outside and a bitch tells you to take your jacket off, like bitch no, this is my outfit. — 119. If karma doesn’t come around and hit you in the face, I will. — 120. I don’t think I’ve ever shut up in my entire life. — 121. A: You don’t talk much.         B: I’m observing your weaknesses since you’re so freely verbalizing everything about yourself. — 122.  A: My kink is when people actually care about my feelings and what I have to say          B: Too unrealistic, settle for bondage like the rest of us. — 123. A: Your future self is watching you right now through your memories.         B: Not if I get drunk enough. — 124. A: Is there a word between angry and sad?         B: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.         C: Smad.         B: Oh my gOD. — 125. Does the pale glow of my computer make me look hot? — 126. Rest in peace to all the hours of sleep I’ve lost to overthinking. — 127. You know it’s really rude to talk while I’m interrupting. — 128. Is “no” an emotion, because I feel it? — 129.  I always look sleep deprived, is that hot? — 130. If you listen carefully you can hear me whisper “shut the fuck up” at least once every five minutes. — 131. I’m kind of hurt, kind of offended, kind of not planning on saying anything about it. — 132.  I’m tired 8 days a week. — 133. I don’t trust people who look good with messy hair. — 134.  I may be a shitty friend, but I’m your shitty friend. — 135. Seven billion people on this planet and I have 2 friends. What is wrong with people, like put some effort in it, I’m not just gonna come and do the job for you. — 136.  I’m sorry, is my swag distracting you? — 137. I aspire to get to that level of hot when my hair looks like shit and I smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes, but I still look fine as hell. — 138. A: No, listen! What if one day you just turned into an almond and you couldn’t do anything about it because you were just a fucking almond?!        B: You need to get laid, you weirdo. — 139. A: You wear that a lot.         B: That’s because I’m the main character of the story here, peasant. — 140.  I don’t “dress to impress”, I dress to depress. I want to look so good that people hate themselves. — 141. Behind every great man is me, checking out that ass. — 142. The future is now, old man. — 143. Seriously, all you do is bitch. — 144. Are you trying to seduce me? Because so far you’re doing a great job. — 145. Forgive and forget? More like resent and remember. — 146. I’m that kind of person who between two choices always picks the wrong one. — 147. I know what you’re going through, I read “The Perks of Being a Wallflower”. — 148. Excuse me, I have to go and vomit. — 149. A: One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her.         B: The trick is to get a really big hat and scream. — 150.  So tired of being human, I want to be a flower. — 151. Screenshots don’t scare me, I know what the fuck I said! — 152. I’m sorry for what I said, I was hungry. — 153. A: Don’t buy a girl flowers. Flowers die. Buy her a dragon.         B: Because dragons don’t die?         A: Because it’s hard to say “no” to something that can murder you instantaneously. — 154. I want to be rebellious, but I don’t want to get in trouble. — 155. A to B: Breaking news: being an asshole all the time doesn’t make you complicated and mysterious, it just makes you an asshole — 156.  A: Be quiet! I’m trying to think.          B: It’s okay man, it’s always hard trying something new for the first time — 157. One of these days I’m going to roll my eyes too hard and I’m gonna go blind. — 158. I’m not a hint taker, you need to speak up. — 159. Why allow yourself to be full of hate, when you can be full of pasta instead? — 160. I’m an angry person and I want to let it all out and be an asshole, but I’m also a nice person and I don’t want to actually hurt anyone’s feelings, do you feel me?

(This update applies ONLY to MY blog (aka Persuasivus) !) 💕

/PART ONE / PART THREE /

Hey Snow,

I realized I didn't answer the first one right for your summer event. Sorry here is the correct one.

But BNHA Aizawa for the summer he would actually spend time at the beach, he may hate the crowds but there isn't anything that he wouldn't do for Eri.

Perhaps its something he is doing with his significant other (female reader) or you could included some of his friends perhaps.

— beach days with aizawa & eri

hi aj don’t worry about it, thank you for sending an ask!! i decided to mix them both together if that’s okay with you? i hope this is something you wanted ;)

WARNINGS: fem!reader - fluff - dadzawa - the reader and aizawa being called mom & dad by eri - 600 words

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thank you @myrulia for beta reading <3

You guided everyone, walking onto the beach with your bags, putting them down happily when you found the right spot, turning around to face your lover. “See Sho- It’s not that busy here.” You told him with a smile as he looked around in shock.

Shocked because this part of the beach barely had any people on a hot summer day. Aizawa didn’t really want to go to the beach because he hated the idea of crowds yet he couldn’t say no when you asked him to go to the beach and suggested to take Eri along.

There wasn’t anything Aizawa wouldn’t do for you, even if it meant he would be at the most crowded place of the beach. “How’d you find a place like this on a hot summer day, love?” He asked, putting Eri’s backpack down and smiling a bit.

“I’m just wonderful.” You teased him, kissing his cheek as you walked away to fix your blankets. “Eri come here- Let me put on sunscreen.” You smiled, sitting down as she came running. “Okay mom.” She answered, only making your smile grow bigger.

Aizawa and you had been together way before Eri but when she came into the picture you decided to keep her. Eri didn’t accept you at first because you weren’t there at the rescue mission yet slowly but surely she opened up to you and recently started calling you mom.

The way you took care of her as your own made him want actual kids with you, it only made him love you more because he saw a side of you he had never seen before.

Aizawa was so glad to come so far with you in his life, he had never expected to get so far with you. The truth to be told, he never expected someone to fall for someone like him yet here you were.

He slowly drifted away in his thoughts, smiling to himself as he sat down, only to be taken out of his thoughts not too much after. “Dad, I’m gonna swim, look!” Eri told him excitedly, showing off her swimming bands.

“Oh really? Stay safe alright.” Aizawa smiled, patting her head gently. “I will, mom made sure my bands are the best.” She giggled, running over to the water and putting her feet in it, playing around a bit as his worries slowly washed away when he noticed how much fun she was having.

“Hey Sho.” You started, sitting down next to him as he turned towards you, a smile growing on his face. “Hey love, are you having fun?” He asked with a smile and you nodded a bit, pecking his lips.

“Mhm come here.” Aizawa mumbled, pulling you closer to him. “Sho- Eri’s here-“ You giggled, only to be cut off by him pressing his lips against yours, humming a bit against your lips as you kissed back.

He deepened the kiss as you put a blanket over your heads, trying to hide those actions from Eri and have a bit of privacy as Aizawa pulled back, laughing a bit at your action.

“You’re adorable you know.“ He smiled, rubbing his nose against yours as you laughed, Aizawa pressing his lips against yours once again not much after.

“Mom, dad, look!” Eri yelled, happily running towards the two of you as you pulled back, slapping Aizawa’s chest playfully and laughed a bit while leaning against him, the blanket falling off.

“What do you have there?” Aizawa smiled and Eri showed a shell proudly. “I’m going to find more.“ She told you excitedly and you nodded, giving her a warm smile.

Even though Aizawa didn’t wanna come to the beach at first, he ended up having a lot of fun and quite a lot of kiss blocks but he couldn’t complain.

It’s the most fun he had in a while and it was with the two he loved the most, what more could he ask for?

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