Dungeon Meshi...AH! Dungeon Meshi!
genuinely obsessed w/ taylor hebert. like. Incredible character design. despite it all, worm is still The Best Superpowered Media. the way the bug powers are entirely integral to her identity the way she is Literally a bug girl the way she’s always putting the para in parahuman. obsessed w/ the fact that she’s a crawling worm you can’t root out and a biting swarm that blots out the sun and a cockroach that loses its head and keeps fucking going. obsessed with the bit during gold morning where she’s floating dead in the water and then lab rat’s tech lets her grow literal bug legs & mandibles so she can skitter back up the oil rig and think about how much she wants to hurt an entity which can snuff billions of people like ants beneath its heel. character who is a bug both in the sense that she’s infinitesimally small and that it is impossible to really get rid of her. you can shoot her and leave her in a burning building for dead, you can snap her spine, you can blind her, you can tear her intestines out, and she still just Keeps Fucking Crawling so she can reach your mouth and suffocate you. literally the most david vs goliath character of all time except it’s cockroach vs goliath. you can nuke the planet and she’ll hide in the nooks and crannies of the barren wasteland promising that she’s going to get back at you for what you’ve done, and she always makes good on that promise. she’s the queen of the hive she’s the monarch she’s the administrator she’s The Worm That Turns she is THEE top weirdgirl character Ever
If breakthrough started a youtube channel what absurd drama would they get into
Victoria - Incredibly detailed lore videos about Parahumans, Case Files, Endbringers, Titans etc. Constantly gets into arguments in the comments because no one cites their sources
Kenzie - VTuber except she mass follows every single person in her live-stream and has gone on multiple day streamathons on accident
Rain - Knife making videos but he keeps forgetting to include audio so no one can hear what he's saying
Sveta - Body painting and is frustrated that the Youtube censors keep removing her videos despite all her naughty bits being tendrils when she paints them
Capricorn - Lots of dude-bro challenge videos (Dropping A Giant Goat Statue Onto A Bouncy House!!!) and general appeal to soft prank stuff. Byron gets editor credits
Ashley - Guest stars on Victoria and Kenzie streams, but doesn't actually know how to work the camera, so it's always zoomed in on her eye or off-center
Chris - Gamer stream. Compilation of heated gamer moments and trolling other youtubers.
Worm meme that’s just a picture of Citrine and the Number Man that’s captioned ‘me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic’
despite it all worm is good and understands trauma like basically nothing else i've ever read
I like the idea of putting my blorbos on the Infinity Train. Force them to go through a harrowing experience specially fashioned to make them work through their issues (and leave them with a new set of issues afterwards)
So here's Bonesaw! She needs to stop thinking of other human beings and little more than art supplies. And being stuck on the Train for an indeterminate length of time will forcibly separate her from Jack, so she can begin to build an identity of her own for the first time in her life.
me: *eating a yummy sandwich*
my shoulder devil: behemoth is a big muscled beast that erupts violently from the earth because he represents eidolon's repressed homosexuality and deep-seated fear of phallic imagery
me: stop
shoulder devil: *points at my phone* post that
me: stoppppp
shoulder angel: actually the simurgh is like glados for trans women who want to get dommed
me: glados is already for trans women who want to get dommed
shoulder angel (nodding): so true so true
shoulder devil: post that
me: shut uppppp