I Know I Shouldn't Be Binding Rn But The Little Voice In The Back Of My Head Keeps Saying “Go Transboy

die french

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

A massive grouper (toilet on the left for scale) 

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You wouldn’t think that flamingoes are extremophiles just from looking at them. It’s like somebody tried to build the vertebrate equivalent of that fungus that lives inside nuclear reactors, and ended up with a gangly pink dinosaur with a spoon for a face.

I hope nobody's done this yet

pigeons + @screenshotsofdespair