Chip-chicken - What

one time i went through the taco bell drive thru and when i tried to order a baja blast i said “mountain boo bah” and then i just left. couldn’t recover

ANSWER ME

I have a hot date with a beautiful gas leak seeping up from the basement ina few minutes, just gotta light some candles to set the mood !

Puffins in a flower field 

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A piebald Turkey Vulture (Cathartes aura) spotted near Lawton, Oklahoma in 2008

source | Victor Fazio on Flickr

kakyoin: and this is my room

jotaro: nice

kakyoin: hold on you have GOT to check this shit out

kakyoin: *turns off light and turns on huge uv lamp * my windows glow lol

jotaro: oh cool- wait. is that uranium glass

kakyoin: yes. cool right? made it myself

jotaro: how did you obtain this much uranium without being put on a government watch list

kakyoin: thats my fun little secret :) oh have you seen my lamp

jotaro: ... no I have not

kakyoin: come here look at it isn’t it so pretty? its made of pure cinnabar :)

jotaro: doesn’t cinnabar have lethal amounts of mercury in it. how did you even get this much of it

kakyoin: doesn’t matter do you know the history behind the color “paris green”?

jotaro: I don’t want to know

kakyoin: basically people back in the day were crazy party animals and used arsenic as a pigment for clothes and paints and called it paris green because the french are crazy or something i dont know. anyways I went to a really old abandoned paint store a while back to set it on fire but found a few cans of the stuff near the back with mold all over them and took them home and painted my room with it. my parents can no longer come in my room. we are in so much medical debt because of how often they have to go to the er for arsenic poisioning. luckily I’m their son and arsenic poisoning is nothing when you have to raise someone like me. anways do you want to listen to sting.

jotaro, hypersalivating: ok

House Sparrow (Passer Domesticus), from a banding. Jerusalem Bird Observatory (JBO). 10.6.20

took 2 edibles and wound up on the page of a schizophrenic man with a shit kink doing the sketchiest electrical experiments ive seen in months using license plates embued with the power of white girl pussy