I Haven't Personally Verified This As I'm Not At A Computer, But Multiple People In Multiple Places Are

RAMONA SLENDERS: if you want to date me you have to collect my seven evil pages

ive been laughing over big doink spamton for the last 10 minutes i love my wife

Grzimek's Animal Life Encyclopedia. Volume 4: Fishes I. Illustration by Wilhelm Eigener.

✦ Show and tell ✦

it irritates me to no end when people say north american birds are dull in comparison to other countries’ birds

blue jay

american kestrel

painted bunting

yellow-throated vireo

cerulean warbler

baltimore oriole

american goldfinch

northern cardinal

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sometimes when I'm bored, I go through the list of recent bad faith Wikipedia edits that have since been reverted. a lot of them are politically contentious/offensive topics that attract crazies and trolls in general, but sometimes there are completely innocent inoffensive articles that people attack for no reason. some guy yesterday vandalized the article on the chemical element francium

im always thinkjng about that one time i was on register for like 4 hours straight and said over mic "someone blease take over register i am about to become the joker." and they came to relieve me faster thab ive ever seen anyone relieve me before

Who knew the power these would have