⭑.ᐟ : StrayKids with dc Characters :>
。𖦹 : I loved this a bit too much.. / mentions of crashing, DC!AU, swearing, NSFW at Seungmin's part lmk if I missed something :]
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. B.C
He would definitely hang out with batman. I stand with that.
They would get along so well.. until Channie crashes the batmobile T_T
Definitely the type to wear bats his costume and then say it stinks due to batman his sweat.
"Do you even wash this thing..?"
Bruce will be so fed up, but hey, he raised so many kids. He can withstand it all.
Will definitely talk about how raising kids is hard .
Chan will also steal batman his gadgets, and one of them ends up almost exploding ! ×o×.
. L.MH
Catwoman. (Act surprised)
He will ask if she's an actual cat and he will be disappointed when she says that she's an human being like him.
"Why are you called catwoman if you aren't even a cat?"
Selina will teach leeKnow how to steal, and he will be so proud after he robbed someone until he realizes that he literally robbed someone and gave them a trauma.
Selina is not surprised when he mentions that he has 3 cats himself and even shows pictures and shit.
Definitely hang out a lot in cat cafés
. S.C
Surprise, surprise...superman! Who could've known. ^^
Binnie will definitely ask for his workout routine.
Clark is honestly impressed by changing his body. (Slightly jealous aswell)
Bin offers Clark a protein shake and he loves it (he doesn't but he can't make binnie sad)
"You are so strong, holy fuck. I don't know if I want to be with you or be you"
Definitely go to the gym together and impress everyone.
Shy binnie gets flustered when Clark gives him compliments about his body or him in general. ּ ֶָ֢.
. H.H
I have multiple for jinnie so let's talk about them!! ; poison ivy, batgirl, katana, starfire or raven :>
I think I'm going to talk about raven for now!
He will be so fascinated about her and will truly listen to her.
Raven will be so grateful that he is quiet and not loud af (even tho he can be loud at times)
They understand each other, and they both appreciate it.
I can see hyunjin painting raven when she is meditating, yun trying to paint very slowly until he drops his paintbrush on accident >_<.
He will be so sorry while raven comforts him, saying it's okay (he feels so guilty)
"I'm so sorry! I'm okay with buying lunch for us? I insist!"
. H.J
the flash [:
Now listen, they really share the same braincell. (And humor).
I bet han doesn't believe he's the fastest human alive and asks him to get stuff from other countries .
"If you're so fast..get me a water bottle from America!"
"Okay.. I believe you..for now"
Barry and Han hang out a lot (trust), they go literally everywhere Han hasn't been. (Certain countries, etc).
They game. A lot. With so many snacks from different places (Han's idea).
Finds it interesting how Han can sleep everywhere and even does research about him.
L.YB
I think he would also hangout with the flash or starfire !!
The flash and Felix would definitely match eachothers energy but I think barry fitted better with hannie!
Felix screams starfire vibes.
Star would ask so much about Felix and how he lives, etc.
Felix? He would do the exact same .
They would spend the day shopping and doing girl things idc they deff would
Felix would show star things he likes to do and she copies him!
"So you have laser eyes? fucking awesome?!"
Best friends, maybe even family :>
K.SM
I'm lowkey biased with this but..JASON FUCKING TODD.
SKIP IF UNCOMFORTABLE
Imagine AK!Jason and seungmin just degrading you like you are their little toy >< you are their hole for them to use!
Doggy lovers at it's finest.
MANHANDLING I REPEAT MANHANDLING.!!!
Aftercare is so sweet, they shower you with so much kisses and praise.
"You took us so well, hm? " FUCK.
SFW
Definitely go on a killing spree for fun.
They act like THOSE teenage boys you see at the mall yk.
They are so sweet behind the scenes tho.
Jason Definitely teaches seungmin about fighting and stuff .
. Y.J
Robin or nightwing :>
Dick will show I.N all the flaws of becoming a superhero and will even show him the batcave if he wants to!!
Best buddies, and you can't convince me not.
they fight crime together, like real brothers :)
"Im so bad at this nightwing"
"You'll get it, don't worry Jeongin."
BROTHERS4LIFE, AND YOU CANNOT TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME
Tik Tok / the simpsons inspired incorrect quote
Y/n : are you kidding me only babies and ex - junkies are afraid of needles. Stick me chuckles
(bruce injects y/n)
(starts crying)
Y/n : can I have my bucky now
Bucky : I'm right here doll
*slams reblog with her forehead*
Bang Chan ✧ Nylon Japan
@straykeedz I'm taking you on a picnic date so we can touch some grass 😭😭😭😭love you 🩷🩷🩷🥺🥺
BANG CHAN :: 231225 SBS GAYO DAEJEON RED CARPET
Fellow stays. Please read I love this story
The author is so talented and deserves all the love
pairing: Felix x fem reader; Chan x fem reader
genre: smau, fake dating, crack, angst, fluff, non!idol au
pov: 1st/2nd person (depending on how you view it)
warnings: swearing, mention of food, fat shaming, Bai
summary: With the upcoming wedding of her cousin and her ex, Y/n is in desperate need of a date for the wedding that will show the happy couple that she moved on.
word count: 1,372 (unedited)
screenshot count: 4
©feelbokkie (2023) — all rights reserved. reposting/modification of any kind is not tolerated.
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"Felix," You sigh when you open the front door of your apartment to find your fake boyfriend holding flowers, a brown paper bag, and a coffee cup. You let him in and head back to your room to finish your makeup.
"I can't show up empty handed, Y/n. You don't want your parents to think you're dating a loser." He closes the door behind him
"Well, you haven't slept with my cousin so you're already an upgrade from my ex." You say flatly. You put the finishing touches to your look before joining Felix out in the living room.
"This is for you. One ice cafe mocha." Felix hands you the coffee cup.
"Keep this up and I'll marry you." You take the a sip from the straw and hum in delight when the taste hits your tongue.
"I figured you could use a pick me up after last night. Or is it technically this morning?"
"God, don't remind me. I still don't know how most of files got corrupted in the first place. I'm just glad we were able to recover most of them. Thanks for that by the way."
"No problem, I know a bit about computers. You and Hyunjin might have killed each other if I didn't." You laugh at the image of you and Hyunjin fighting last night. You two were in the middle of a small screaming match by the time Felix had come over to bring the coffee.
"Hyun would have lost instantly. The man is weak. Anyway, let's take some pictures before we go." You take another sip before pulling out your phone to snap some pictures.
Felix grabs your hand as you two stood outside of your parents' front door. You're not sure if it's from the two shots of espresso in the cafe mocha or nerves. Felix is holding the flowers in his free hand while you hold the brown paper bag, which you learned holds a homemade cinnamon crumb cake.
The front door finally opens and instead of being greeted by one of your parents, you're met with the witch witch of the west herself. She throws her arms around you, giving you a quick hug that you don't return.
"Y/n! You're finally here. I was starting to think you bailed. And you must be ...Felix." She has an expression that you can't read on her face.
"Nice to meet you. Bai, right?" Felix gives her a tight lipped smile before she moves out of the way to let us in.
"Your mom is in the kitchen and your dad is in the attic with Chris." She says.
"Thanks, Bai," You say with a fake smile.
Both you and Felix walk straight through to the kitchen. Your mother is hunched over the oven, finishing dinner. You smile fondly at her, remembering how you used to spending time in the kitchen watching her cook when you lived with her. You miss living at home, but after everything went down with Bai and Chan, you needed to leave. You couldn't be in the same house as her.
"Mom?" You call softly, being sure not to startle her while she's next to open flames.
"Y/n! You're here!" She puts the spoon she was holding down and wipes her hands on her apron before running to you to give you a hug. You melt into her hug.
"Mom, this is my boyfriend, Felix." You say once you seperate.
"Nice to meet you, ma'am. This is for you." Felix hands her the bouquet of flowers.
"Y/n, honey, will you put these in a vase for me please? And you, don't call me ma'am. You can call me mom. You've been dating my daughter long enough." Felix looks to you for help.
"Mom, give the man time to breathe. He also made a cake for tonight." You put the brown paper bag on the counter and go to find a vase.
"You made a cake? From scratch? Y/n, this one's a keeper, don't let him get away." You freeze for a second. Your mother probably didn't realize what she said. You tilt your head slightly and go back to putting the flowers in a vase.
***
"Here. I knew you'd want some sort of dessert before dinner so I brought this." Felix pulls out a neatly wrapped brownie from his jacket pocket.
You had gone out enough with Felix during the past week for him to pick up on your habit of having dessert before your actual meal, a habit you picked after watching Remember Me with Chan when you first started dating. Felix had watched you try, and fail, to convince your mom to let you have a piece of cake.
"God, I love you. Thank you." You take the brownie from Felix and take a small bit.
"You still do that?" Chan asks. He hasn't spoken to you directly all night. His eyes widen, realizing that he voiced an internal thought.
"Uh, yeah. I guess some habits die hard." You mumble, taking another bite. You had to fight the urge to look at Chan then entire time you were sitting together. Looking at him made your heart hurt, but something still drew you to him.
"I'm surprise you still do. But I guess you have a boyfriend now so you don't have to care about your appearance as much. I'm sure they make bigger sizes of the bridesmaid dresses I'm looking at." Bai chimes in, sipping her water.
Your parents are in the kitchen, finishing dinner. Bai would never talk to you like that in front of them. At least, not so obviously, it would mess with the image they have of her. She's mostly creative with her insults around them.
Losing your appetite for the brownie, you wrap it back up and put it on the coffee table. Chan gives Bai, who looks completely unbothered, a look that you recognize as his "what are you doing?" look. Felix grabs the brownie and urges you to keep eating it.
"Y/n looks fine. Appearance doesn't matter but her soul and her body are equally perfect. And if she does end up gaining weight, there'd just be more of her to love." Felix says before trying to get you to eat another piece of pr brownie. You couldn't help but blush before taking the brownie and eating it. Bai rolls her eyes and leans back in her chair.
"Dinner's ready!" Your dad calls from the dining room.
"Y/n, how's the comic going?" Your dad asks over dinner.
"It's going good. Hyun and I sent in the manuscript for the next volume this morning for printing. We're going to go to Jeju Island in a few weeks to do some research for next year's volume." You explain before taking more food in your mouth.
“Just the two of you?” Bai asks, picking at her food.
“Of course. It’s a work trip.” You respond, not looking at your cousin.
“Are you okay with that Felix? Those two are awfully close. They even lived together for a while.” She directs her attention to Felix, a smug smile on her face.
Your grip tighten around your fork as you try to bite your tongue. You're practically shaking with anger when Felix calmly slips his and into yours and squeezes.
"Of course I'm okay with it, I'm not insecure." He says, looking her directly in the eyes. You watch as Chan's mouth twitches, trying to hide a smile. Bai's face turns red in anger, but she somehow manages to remain calm. You, on the other hand, look at Felix, who has a smug smile on his face, in amusement.
***
A few minutes into your walk, Felix crouches down to the floor and lets out a concerning scream. You look around to you see what could have caused this sudden reaction. He stays crouched on the ground, hands in his hair, muttering something to himself.
"F-Felix? Are you okay?" You hesitate to approach him.
"Remember how I said I was getting over a girl?" He asks, not looking up at you.
"Yeah?" You ask confused, not sure what that has to do with anything.
"The girl is Bai."
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Side Note: I noticed some of the commenters had a problem with the cast selections lol. Yes they’re all marvel actors/marvel related but that’s because this is a marvel blog. Specifically Tom Holland, so the Harrison Osterfield as Edna is a joke you’d get if you’re part of the Hollanders. Also Anthony Mackie is Frozone and Samuel L. Jackson is not cause I freaking love Anthony Mackie (Also he would be hilarious in the role). Thank you❤❤❤
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