🦋 Call me Ben! I'm 18 🦋 LiS fictive sideblog
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Joyce: I want to hear the bad news first.
Rachel: We burnt your house down.
Joyce: You what?!
Chloe: [holding a perfectly toasted waffle] Do you not care about the good news?
Rachel: Hi, my idiot girlfriend chased a cat and is stuck in a tree.
Firefighter: Sorry, right now we're only responding to fires.
Rachel: I see.
Rachel:
Rachel: Give me a second.
Rachel: Girls will see a chance to commit arson and be like “Sorry I have to take this”
max rises
Chloe: "you sleep alot" yeah i'm trying to ignore the reality
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Rachel: Women want me
Rachel: Fish want me
Rachel: Men also want me
Rachel: The FBI especially wants me
Rachel: I’m on the run for very sexy crimes
ok these contrast rly pretty together so im posting them lol
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sue zhao // all i’ve ever known, hadestown // hair match, the mountain goats // the firm, john grisham // past lives, kesha // me & my dog, boygenius
i always remember very little details from my canon. how his hugs felt. his hair, and how it would become messier and messier as fights continued. scents, and strong emotions during situations we were in. just let me remember something distinguishable, please.