Draco Malfoy Is A Girl Dad. You're Telling Me This Man Wouldn't Wear A Feather Boa And Sit In A Comically

1 - Key

Malfoy's quietly singing to himself, off key and on the other side of the partition, when it hits Harry all at once. Hits him like someone's just set off the emergency alarms, and it's even come with a frantic sort of wailing klaxon that seems to be getting louder in his head. ALERT. ALERT. THERE IS A FIRE IN YOUR PANTS.

"Nooo," Harry says, low and desperate. "No no no no no."

Ron finds him just like that a bit later on, says "What's the matter with your face?" and then follows Harry's eyes where they're still fixed on the top of a smooth blond quiff.

"'Mione's gonna spew," he says gleefully, and pulls out his mobile.

Prompt List

Drarry doing an interview with Vanity Fair! From Ch 12 of PAMGTTI

https://archiveofourown.org/works/55248235/chapters/140140240

i love making spreadsheets. the only problem with making spreadsheets is that i don't have enough things to turn into spreadsheets. the spreadsheet market is in shambles. but i can't just ask people if i'm allowed to make them spreadsheets, because if you go up to someone and go can i make you a spreadsheet they go literally why would you do that. but Sometimes you can social engineer your way into making a spreadsheet for someone and that's the most beautiful feeling in the world.

I would really like this trend of donation scammers sending anons to stop. I block them yet they still send anons. It's very annoying.

hot summer game night

[my piece for @boatemvillagezine]

secret kisses in 8th year 💋

aww, i love myself too

before you stab someone: THINK!

how can you make it Tender?

how can you make it Homoerotic?

how can you make it Implicitly intimate?

how can you make it Noticeably a metaphor for sex?

how can you make it Kind of gay?

my girls 💌