As An Alternative To 'sugar, Spice, And Everything Nice'

being mutuals is like we’ve never talked but i saw your vent post and do you want me to kill that person for you. still won’t talk to you tho bc that is scary sorry. love you

I feel like half the time because Saturn goes so hard with the baby talking, Titan doesn't know what he's saying.

Also I do love Mercury being included because he's always low-key been a character I've thought of as more moon coded, especially with his relationship with Sun. He is very much Sun's stress toy but I could also argue to an extent as a pet like Titan, not in an he's an accessory way.

But more of a Sun is like those semi neglectful pet owners who will accidentally cause the pet harm bc he isn't bothered to take care of Mercury correctly or learn how to. He still cares for Mercury but will cause him harm due to not learning about his pet before hand.

The Planets and their moons dynamic

Jupiter is an American schoolteacher. He definitely has favorite students, but he'll still protect everyone from an asteroid shower. He just might not know all the names of his students.

Hear me out here, Mars is the middle child who's in charge of the younger siblings. He sees them eating things they're not supposed to and he'll think it's all good. He was like that when he was their age and he turned out fine.

Saturn Moon's are his pets, dolls, and accessories. They're like a collection to him, even his favorite is still just a pet.

Uranus is a divorced Dad who got the kids. In his self-pity, his oldest daughter had to pick up the mother role.

Neptune is a father who goes on long trips, leaving his oldest adopted son to take care of the kids. They don't know when he'll come back either.

Charon is the dom and Pluto is her moon.

Earth and Luna are in a codependent friendship on its last legs. The only thing holding them up is the Earth lice they have to take care of together.

For fun! Mercury is Sun's stress toy.

I feel like it fits me

lets play a game

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The last part :3

Head cannon of the day, Venus is always boiling so Mercury is his ice cube (part 1)

This is how the next Solarballs episode is gonna go

Venus in my and my friends HUMAN SCHOOL AU 😍

This will probs be turned into a messy comic or fic

Merry fagmas <3

I apologize to no one my 3 followers are stuck with this

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt