This ones for all my skincare obsessed JJK fans out there
includes: Gojo, Geto, Choso and Nanami (the four husbands of jilly fr)
x reader, no pronouns used!
𝚂𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚞 𝙶𝚘𝚓𝚘
He has a full skincare routine.
BUT it's all over the place
He always wants to look his best
If you like skincare, he WILL steal all your products
“What’s a skin type”
Picks only the most bizarre packaging and colors because that's what draws his attention most
“Is this a toner or a serum?”
He's a little lost but you try to guide him in the right direction
He loves doing face masks with you, he thinks its funny
𝚂𝚞𝚐𝚞𝚛𝚞 𝙶𝚎𝚝𝚘
He used to have a moisturizer when he was still with Satoru
And he used to love it
But then he decided he didn't give a shit anymore because of that silly change of heart he had
When he met you, you asked him if he had anything
“I don't really care too much anymore” he would say
It totally reminds him of Satoru
He wouldn't let a face mask NEAR him
𝙲𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚘 𝙺𝚊𝚖𝚘
He doesn't understand his human body that much compared to his curse.
So, when he meets you and notices all your skincare, he assumes it's something humans do and..
He got curious
“I just thought you put it all on at once according to the labels”
So one day when you come home, he’s got all of it on his face.
He looked stupid, and you laughed A LOT
It's a hot mess but you wipe it off and attempt to teach him how you use it for your skin
He eventually picks it up because he notices his curse marks on his face are darker and change quicker
He agreed to doing a face mask with you one time.
It stung and he hated it so he never did it again
𝙺𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝙽𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚒
He would always buy you the products, and always knew when they were low so he’d get you more
but he never used any unless he was with you in the bathroom while you did your skin prep
You loved to ask him if it was all rubbed in, and sometimes he’d try and be helpful by making sure you didn't skip a step
(He’s so husband material someone help me)
He doesn't mind it, sometimes you’ll put some on him for fun or to laugh about it
As long as it makes you happy, it made him happy
“Do you need more of that? I can run by the store and get some for you?”
“We can do one of those masks as long as you promise to not take any pictures, i can't let gojo see that.”
I love writing crack headcanons and this one came to me this morning so lmk what you think!!
reblogs and notes are appreciated <3
it’s coooold
me fr (only bc he's cillian.)
anybody else tired of seeing people write body text with “nd” “wit/wif” “das/dat” like im trying to read the most jaw dropping filthy smut of gojo dicking me down not incompressible baby talk about adult activities it’s fucking weird 🙏
THE HWEI RIZZ IS TRUE AND REAL?? AND THIS BEING SO INCREDIBLY YANDERE CODED IS SOOO GNFJDKGNFJDKNGJKFD
AND HWEIS OFFCIAL WRITER CONFIRMING ALL OF THIS IS MAKING ME GO CRAZYYY
Koimonogatari - VOFAN
we should globally ban the introduction of more powerful computer hardware for 10-20 years, not as an AI safety thing (though we could frame it as that), but to force programmers to optimize their shit better
THE ETHICS OF RELATIONSHIPS - 'THE PROF GETO SERIES'
INSTRUCTOR INFORMATION Professor Suguru Geto Level: Advanced (18+) Recommended Study Playlist
COURSE DESCRIPTION Professor Suguru Geto is a renown ethics professor, and you're a 4.0, straight A student whose GPA he's trying to ruin (or that's what you think). Instead of dropping the class, you're more intent on making him see your brilliance -- but you get more than you bargained for, when the two of you learn more about the other -- and what you owe to each other.
COURSE REQUIREMENTS
I. I NEED SOMEONE OLDER....................................10,376 POINTS
II. ILLICIT AFFAIRS......................................................16,821 POINTS
III. THE WRONG PLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME......12,010 POINTS
IV. YOU DREW STARS AROUND MY SCARS.........14,288 POINTS
V. WAIT FOR YOUR LOVE..........................................12,464 POINTS
VI. TBC
EXTRA CREDIT
I. SUDDENLY, I HAVE A VALENTINE.......................1,208 POINTS