"As reference, I personally recommend "waking you up every day for a week, wearing nothing but an apron." I can also make breakfast for you if you like. Isn't viewing that from behind romantic for a man?"
— Hitagi Senjogahara, Bakemonogatari (Episode 3: Mayoi Snail, Part 1)
what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?
from here on out every man who expects me to fix them will face my wrath of a thousand alpha lions launching them into hell
gojocore if he was imprinted on a mac
THE ETHICS OF RELATIONSHIPS - 'THE PROF GETO SERIES'
INSTRUCTOR INFORMATION Professor Suguru Geto Level: Advanced (18+) Recommended Study Playlist
COURSE DESCRIPTION Professor Suguru Geto is a renown ethics professor, and you're a 4.0, straight A student whose GPA he's trying to ruin (or that's what you think). Instead of dropping the class, you're more intent on making him see your brilliance -- but you get more than you bargained for, when the two of you learn more about the other -- and what you owe to each other.
COURSE REQUIREMENTS
I. I NEED SOMEONE OLDER....................................10,376 POINTS
II. ILLICIT AFFAIRS......................................................16,821 POINTS
III. THE WRONG PLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME......12,010 POINTS
IV. YOU DREW STARS AROUND MY SCARS.........14,288 POINTS
V. WAIT FOR YOUR LOVE..........................................12,464 POINTS
VI. TBC
EXTRA CREDIT
I. SUDDENLY, I HAVE A VALENTINE.......................1,208 POINTS
Credits to @UQUOOZZ on Twitter
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hi
fyi, when you're yelling at me, this is who you're yelling at.
SAVE A HORSE!!!!